It's so hot...

carteater · Jun 25, 2014

It's so ******* hot at the moment, I can't ******* sleep, its been like this for the last few nights, I only just had my duvet and covers washed on sunday, and now they all stink because of the sweat that has been caused by the warm nights

Does anyone else on here hate warm nights?

Justice · Jun 25, 2014

Buy a fan

8ace · Jun 25, 2014

Don't use the duvet then! :moo:

carteater · Jun 25, 2014

Justice said:
Buy a fan

what right now, yeah I'll just pop down to the shops and pick one up, its not like its the middle of the night

EDIT: sorry, I got a little cranky there...

carteater · Jun 25, 2014

8ace said:
Don't use the duvet then!

i didn't make it clear enough, I'm sleeping on the duvet without a sheet and its still ******* boiling

8ace · Jun 25, 2014

carteater said:
i didn't make it clear enough, I'm sleeping on the duvet without a sheet and its still ******* boiling

It is quite hot tonight - it says 26.3 on my alarm clock. I've been drinking so I'll be nodding off fine in a minute.
If you have an attic in your drum then opening the hatch to that is quite effective in cooling things down a bit.

JamesAndTheGiantHead · Jun 25, 2014

Pop your balls out of your boxers. Whichever side suits you best. Honestly, knocks at least 5 degrees off.

clippedgull · Jun 25, 2014

carteater said:
what right now, yeah I'll just pop down to the shops and pick one up, its not like its the middle of the night

EDIT: sorry, I got a little cranky there...

This is 2014! ASDA is 24 hours! Anyway I see you are offline and quite possibly asleep now! Sweet Dreams.

bhafc99 · Jun 25, 2014

Pansy. 44oC today. Yesterday the radio said "temperatures would noticeably dip, to a cooler 39oC."

TWOCHOICEStom · Jun 25, 2014

The trick I've found is to sling every single window in the house wide open about an hour before you go to bed. It lets all of that heat out which has been building up throughout the day and will leave you with a chilly duvet and sweat free testicles :thumbsup:

Meade's Ball · Jun 25, 2014

Underneath my bed i have a vast drawer in which i keep a fresh and chilled cadaver. On such a night i drag whichever one is in there, provided, i have to say thankfully, by my butler, Bosley, and hold that fingerprintless recently deceased, usually female, body to obviously help me feel necessarily cooled, but also to feel the influence of their last living dream, stored somewhere in their deteriorating hippocampus, into mine. I learn so much of another world and all its emotional secrets, whilst of course staying perfectly fresh and unawoken by fiendish temperatures so that the next morning, with Bosley ever by my side, i get to plan my next unjust act against my lifelong enemy, Marks and Spencer and their agonisingly dreary "fashion" range.

desprateseagull · Jun 25, 2014

just a sheet on bed. I splash water on face, neck, wrists just before

banjo · Jun 25, 2014

Sleep in the bath nice and cool.

dazzer6666 · Jun 25, 2014

Get a fan, put a bowl of ice/water & ice just in front of it. Also agree re opening as many windows as poss (only for my Mrs to then go around shutting them usually because 'it's getting chilly' :facepalm:

)

At night, make sure there is a gap in the curtains (I go for bottom corner) for air to circulate into the room better, makes a huge difference

Puppet Master · Jun 25, 2014

Jerk off with a wet flannel then use it to wipe your face down afterwards.

Grombleton · Jun 25, 2014

Meade's Ball said:
Underneath my bed i have a vast drawer in which i keep a fresh and chilled cadaver. On such a night i drag whichever one is in there, provided, i have to say thankfully, by my butler, Bosley, and hold that fingerprintless recently deceased, usually female, body to obviously help me feel necessarily cooled, but also to feel the influence of their last living dream, stored somewhere in their deteriorating hippocampus, into mine. I learn so much of another world and all its emotional secrets, whilst of course staying perfectly fresh and unawoken by fiendish temperatures so that the next morning, with Bosley ever by my side, i get to plan my next unjust act against my lifelong enemy, Marks and Spencer and their agonisingly dreary "fashion" range.

That's one of the best things i've ever read.

Prince Monolulu · Jun 25, 2014

...I just saw a chicken lay an omelette.

Puppet Master · Jun 25, 2014

Prince Monolulu said:
...I just saw a chicken lay an omelette.

It probably had the sh1ts.

carteater · Jun 25, 2014

Puppet Master said:
Jerk off with a wet flannel then use it to wipe your face down afterwards.

maltaseagull · Jun 25, 2014

carteater said:
It's so ******* hot at the moment, I can't ******* sleep, its been like this for the last few nights, I only just had my duvet and covers washed on sunday, and now they all stink because of the sweat that has been caused by the warm nights

Does anyone else on here hate warm nights?

Ditch the Duvet?

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