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Lorry Stolen



Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
If anyone sees a large red Mercedes flatbed with Timber Requirements Seaford sign written on it please contact the police...this was stolen last night and must be out there somewhere.
 












Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(
I worked on a muck tipper firm many moons ago, and one of the blokes would take his lorry home at night to get the jump on the yard-based wallahs in the morning, to get the first load. His wagon got nicked from outside his house one night, and in the portakabin at the yard next evening when all the drivers were getting instructions for the next day's work, the transport clerk stuck his head out of the hatch and said, 'Anyone else who gets their lorry stolen will get a written warning!' Everybody pissed themselves laughing :lolol:
 


Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
18,253
Born In Shoreham
Your lorry will most likely be stripped down and loaded in a container ready to be shipped to Africa. Thats what the OB said to me when my Mercedes Luton was stolen.
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
New job Bakesy?
 




Sussax

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Aug 31, 2012
2,333
Brighton
Your lorry will most likely be stripped down and loaded in a container ready to be shipped to Africa. Thats what the OB said to me when my Mercedes Luton was stolen.

Bloody foreigners! coming here... stealing our lorries!
 




Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
18,253
Born In Shoreham
I purchased a VW Luton after the Mercedes went missing apparently no one wants to steal them as the parts are not worth enough on the black market.
 




Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(
Someone was waffling in a pub about the Ferrari F1 team being able to change four wheels, the nose section and fill up with petrol their F1 car in 25 seconds, when a pissed scouser piped up about two blokes he knew in Bootle who could change an engine and plates on a car, respray it a new colour, and have it up the auctions in eight hours :)
 


pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
6,014
peacehaven
It's been found
 












Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
It was recovered by the police from an address in Moulescombe.
 









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