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The Andy Naylor Fan Club

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Aug 31, 2012

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #1

Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . .
Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage. There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four ****in years before it happens again!

 

CheeseRolls

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #2

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:

Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . .
Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage. There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four ****in years before it happens again!

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So we are to believe that this is your favourite position ? I dread to think what other positions you must have tried to reach such a conclusion. I think that rather than trying to might light of this in such a frankly humourless way, you would both be well advised to seek counselling.

 

Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #3

I don't understand. If you never make it past the 1st stage, what is dribbling and why are the sheets messy?

 

Frutos

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• Jun 20, 2014

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The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:

Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . .
Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage. There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four ****in years before it happens again!

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If that is what you claim to be your favourite sexual position, and if indeed you are only getting it every four years, I recommend marriage guidance as I can see some fairly fundamental flaws in your relationship.

 

Frutos

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• Jun 20, 2014

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Titanic said:

I don't understand. If you never make it past the 1st stage, what is dribbling and why are the sheet messy?

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I dread to think...perhaps some form of treatment for incontinence is required?

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #6

I'd suggest seeking some marriage guidance, or at least speaking to a professional, though your admission that there is 'no communication' seems to be an important first step. Does she feel the same?

 

tomfitz12

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #7

i feel you need to reconsider your relationship if this is your favourite position

 

SweatyMexican

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Mar 31, 2013

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #8

Titanic said:

I don't understand. If you never make it past the 1st stage, what is dribbling and why are the sheets messy?

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Maybe he is dribbling from his mouth (you may have to get some help OP), and this is what's making the sheets messy, thus meaning he doesn't have to get past the first stage for his story to be accurate?

 

Cowfold Seagull

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Apr 22, 2009

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #9

The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:

Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . .
Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage. There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four ****in years before it happens again!

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lol love it!

 

Nibble

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #10

May I suggest that your shit jokes may be turning your wife off you resulting in these disastrous liasons?

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Jun 20, 2014

• #11

Maybe you should move onto the "Spanish football team" position then? Here, you can keep with the premature ending but pull a string of ice cube beads from her arse for a Chile exit with thrills guaranteed.