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if you didn't bet for England win against urgay then you are a right donkeys anus...!



skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
It's Homer speak for Uruguay.

 


papajaff

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2005
3,965
Brighton
And if you can't spell Uruguay then you are a complete donkeys anus.

FAIL
 

father_and_son

Well-known member
Jan 23, 2012
4,646
Under the Police Box
And if you can't spell Uruguay then you are a complete donkeys anus.

FAIL

The anus belongs to the donkey and so you need a possessive apostrophe...

"And if you can't spell Uruguay then you are a complete donkey's anus"




Does a donkey have a left anus as well, a brace of anii perhaps?

So if two people or more bet on Uruguay, then they would be "donkeys' anii"



And for the record [MENTION=420]sydney[/MENTION], I have bet that Uruguay will win, because I believe they will. Its not what I want to happen, just what I think will happen. Therefore, with all due respect (which is very little), go shove you head up either anii of the first donkey you find. :wanker:
 


del strangefish

Well-known member
Nov 1, 2008
1,620
Back of North Stand
I bet on Italy and got a handsome return.
Uruguay however, are pants, so I'm hoping a half fit Suarez will get marked out the game on the advice of Sturridge, Henderson, Gerrard and Sterling.
Have gone large on England tonight.
 

knocky1

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2010
12,937
Therefore, with all due respect (which is very little), go shove you head up either anii of the first donkey you find. :wanker:

Grammatica incorrecta pater et filio. This sentence is annulled. Either will be followed by the singular. Hence, you need an anus not anii.
 

father_and_son

Well-known member
Jan 23, 2012
4,646
Under the Police Box
Grammatica incorrecta pater et filio. This sentence is annulled. Either will be followed by the singular. Hence, you need an anus not anii.

I accept the correct structure should have been...

...shove your head up either of the anii of the first donkey...

or

...shove you head up either anus of the first donkey...


Sir, I doff my cap and apologise for the embarassing faux pas.
 


jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,141
Brighton
Uruguay seem far better value.
While preferring an England win if I did bet on the game I would pick a score in Uruguays favour.
I'm not sure which donkeys anus, or which anus of a particular donkey this makes me. Nor do I know how far I should be forcefully inserted into the chosen donkey anus.
It seems particularly unfair to be shoved into ones own anal avatar.
 

looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
All that needs to happen is for us to finish with more points than scotland then we win.:)
 


empire

Well-known member
Dec 1, 2003
11,699
dreamland
im into a three figure profit so far,so will be punting on england,dont rate them but just have too bet on them to win
 

hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,094
Kitbag in Dubai
:jester:
 



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