Why are these the preserve of fried chicken outlets? I buy a 3-piece chicken meal I get a useful citrus smelling hand wipe to remove all evidence. Kebabs, burgers etc nothing but a serviette. Why is this?
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Lemon hand/face wipe sachet things
- Thread starter Herr Tubthumper
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Pogue Mahone
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- Apr 30, 2011
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Kebab shops, burger bars etc. spend more money on making sure that the food is of the highest possible quality (especially kebab shops), whilst fried chicken outlets fritter their funds away on this sort of superfluous gunk.
Avoid fried chicken outlets.
Avoid fried chicken outlets.
desprateseagull
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if in kebab shop = too dunk to remember how smelly you got.
beorhthelm
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- Jul 21, 2003
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i'd have thought it obvious that the burger bun or pitta wrap keeps ones hands clean(ish), while handling fried chicken is gauranteed to leave greasy fingers
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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It's to clean up the thunder-crumpets in your knickers which will inevitably shoot through while waiting to get the bus back to Whitehawk. That shit goes through one like a dose of salts. It's the combination of grease, bacteria and water content in the "chicken".
Pogue Mahone
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- Apr 30, 2011
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Have you ever eaten a kebab?
Slightly O/T - but I would rather they didn't exist at all. They are quite clearly the spawn of Beelzebub; manufacturers and retail suppliers of them should be treated like the witches they clearly are and be hung, drawn and quartered.
Please carry on.
Please carry on.
You could eat the lemon wipe. It's probably more nutritious than the "meal" that you purchased.
Oh my aching sides.