England pitch sprayed with green paint in the Amazon..

nicko31

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Gods country fortnightly

• Jun 13, 2014

• #1

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/world-cu...ore-England-vs-Italy-with-stadium-in-dissaray

Its not April 1st is it?

 

Return of the Rev

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Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Jun 13, 2014

• #2

Frankie howard all over again



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIpkNVL1JNQ

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Jun 13, 2014

• #3

The news will alarm Three Lions boss Roy Hodgson ahead of tonight's crunch encounter with the Italians in Group D.

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Despite having MONTHS since the draw the Daily Star can't get the date of England's opening game right

 

Quinney

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Hastings

• Jun 13, 2014

• #4

Farcical.

 

Puppet Master

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• Jun 13, 2014

• #5

Dodgy pitch might actually suit us

 

The Lemming Stomper

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Saltdean

• Jun 13, 2014

• #6

Too much fertilizer put down apparently

Even more shit on it at 11pm tomorrow

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Brighton

• Jun 13, 2014

• #7

When we lose. We WILL blame the pitch.

 

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TomandJerry

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• Jun 13, 2014

• #8

We're LOOSE

 

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seagull_in_malaysia

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• Jun 13, 2014

• #9

TWOCHOICEStom said:

When we lose. We WILL blame the pitch.

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Exactly. England should be relieved, they've got their scapegoat sorted already!