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obligatory Adrian Chiles & ITV coverage slagging thread



MissGull

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Apr 1, 2013
1,994
Why can't the man speak in coherent sentences?

'I think he's going to, going to um, yeah...'
'we'll be back er shortly.'

and in the dullest monotone ever...'it's getting um exciting er here.'
 
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atfc village

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Mar 28, 2013
5,012
Lower Bourne .Farnham
The Brazil winkfest has started ,the sooner they go out the better .There are 31 other teams in the tournament.
 




The Wizard

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Jul 2, 2009
18,383
Is Andy Townsend commentating? I really am looking forward to him preaching about the game and giving us his superb tactical nous.
 








Uncle Spielberg

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NSC Patreon
Jul 6, 2003
42,781
Lancing
Adrian has still not got over Christine Bleakley. His one and only true love and she went to Fat Frank.
 




Dr Q

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Jul 29, 2004
1,788
Ilkley
went and mowed the lawns, then got 15 mins of cut grass induced hay fever sneezing. Still more enjoyable than watching Chiles though!!
 


lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,673
Worthing
Can we make this a thread to slag off the whole of ITV,I very rarely watch it, but I have to every couple of years for the football tournaments, and I hate it so, so, much. The adverts every five minutes, the crap presenters, Adrain Chiles, the most sycophantic man on television, taking decent players like Vierra, and making me hate them for being money grabbing parasites. Andy f*****g Townsend, Clive Tylesly, and not even Roy Keane to cheer me up, with his withering looks when Chiles comes out with another inanity
 






MissGull

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Apr 1, 2013
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Has Townsend been locked in the bogs or something, haven't heard a peep from him. Unless he's frantically rehearsing names (Fred, Hulk) or something.
 


The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,383
Can we make this a thread to slag off the whole of ITV,I very rarely watch it, but I have to every couple of years for the football tournaments, and I hate it so, so, much. The adverts every five minutes, the crap presenters, Adrain Chiles, the most sycophantic man on television, taking decent players like Vierra, and making me hate them for being money grabbing parasites. Andy f*****g Townsend, Clive Tylesly, and not even Roy Keane to cheer me up, with his withering looks when Chiles comes out with another inanity
This, also ITV player is the shittest thing to ever exist. Nearly.
 








Leighgull

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Dec 27, 2012
2,377
Why do we have to listen to a French and an Italian World Cup winner? Who gives a shit how great it was for some wop or frog to win?

Get Sir Geoff and Frank Skinner or Danny Baker on...that would make it more enjoyable for an ENGLISH audience because, lets face it, the porridge wogs and the taffies won't be watching will they?
 




MissGull

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Apr 1, 2013
1,994
why not!! Concentrating your posting efforts on the utterly awful punditry, commentary and presenting style of Chiles please.
 






Leighgull

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Dec 27, 2012
2,377
why not!! Concentrating your posting efforts on the utterly awful punditry, commentary and presenting style of Chiles please.

Another well crafted post with meaning known only to you.
 



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