How will England exit the World Cup ?

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

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Eastbourne

• Jun 12, 2014

• #1

Will it be a defensive cock up allowing an easy goal/penalty like Phil Neville in Euro 2000, A wonder goal like Maradonna in 1986 or a refereeing blunder like Frank Lampard's disallowed goal in 2010 ?

 

DIFFBROOK

Really Up the Junction

Feb 3, 2005

2,266

Yorkshire

• Jun 12, 2014

• #2

Seeing as Germany scored 4 goals against us in 2010, blame cant be apportioned to the referee in Lampards case. We will exit the 2014 competition after being soundly beaten by Italy and Uraguay due to having a cr@p defence.

 

albion534

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Mar 4, 2010

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• Jun 12, 2014

• #3

Win....as I have them In my sweepstake

 

surrey jim

Not in Surrey

Aug 2, 2005

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Bevendean

• Jun 12, 2014

• #4

Penalty shootout?...

 

Albumen

Don't wait for me!

Jan 19, 2010

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Brighton - In your face

• Jun 12, 2014

• #5

 

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leigull

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Sep 26, 2010

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• Jun 12, 2014

• #6

Glen Johnson OG

 

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Joe Gatting's Dad

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Way out west

• Jun 12, 2014

• #7

After the first three games!

 

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Kinky Gerbil

Im The Scatman

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Jul 16, 2003

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hassocks

• Jun 12, 2014

• #8

By going Gung-ho from the off.

 

Hamilton

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Brighton

• Jun 12, 2014

• #9

Three 0-0 results

 

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Paddy B

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Jul 5, 2003

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Horsham

• Jun 12, 2014

• #10

Where is the option for "after 3 lacklustre performances in the group stage we limp out after gaining just 2 points"

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Jun 12, 2014

• #11

Paddy B said:

Where is the option for "after 3 lacklustre performances in the group stage we limp out after gaining just 2 points"

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This, probably. Failing that, scrape through the group then lose in next stage on pens, missing all 5.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

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Eastbourne

• Jun 12, 2014

• Thread starter
• #12

surrey jim said:

Penalty shootout?...

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Paddy B said:

Where is the option for "after 3 lacklustre performances in the group stage we limp out after gaining just 2 points"

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I haven't thought this through very well, have I

 

nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003

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Manchester

• Jun 12, 2014

• #13

Shall we just assume that 'other' means penalties?

 

Paris

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Jul 17, 2010

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13th district

• Jun 12, 2014

• #14

We'll get to the quarter final and lose to Brazil in normal time.

 

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius

Jul 21, 2003

35,303

• Jun 12, 2014

• #15

after stoically winning all the group games 1-0 and Ivory Coast, we be beaten by workman Spanish goals.

 

strings

Moving further North...

Feb 19, 2006

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Barnsley

• Jun 12, 2014

• #16

We'll become the first team ever to be knocked out by the drawing of lots...

 

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Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007

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Coldean

• Jun 12, 2014

• #17

With a whimper.

 

tomfitz12

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Nov 25, 2012

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southwick

• Jun 12, 2014

• #18

we'll lose by the toss of the coin after all our players, and all of Germany's players miss their penalties after it goes round 5 times in the final.


either that or we'll not make it out the group

 

father_and_son

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Jan 23, 2012

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Under the Police Box

• Jun 12, 2014

• #19

By being incredibly boring and going into the last group game with just 1 point.

 

Washie

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Jun 20, 2011

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Eastbourne

• Jun 12, 2014

• #20

Play shit for our first three games, but miraculously make it through. Then play brilliant but get battered 4:0