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SurreySeagulls

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
2,458
Guildford
After shagging a fat chick whilst I was drunk the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again, call this number."
"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.
I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."
 






GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I did a large lady in Corfu once,she had amazing blue eyes,nice big tats and had georgeous blonde hair,she was just large,but very well proportioned,the joke here is the fact that you chose unwisely,nothing wrong with fat girls,you just need to find a fat babe..
 






SurreySeagulls

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
2,458
Guildford
I was working late last night when I received this text from my wife:
'Thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...
What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
 




Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
After shagging a fat chick whilst I was drunk the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again, call this number."
"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.
I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."

Who is Ray Trotcher? Why do you have his number? And have you seen anyone about your speech impediment?
 



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