Have you got a Tennis Court

Willy Dangle

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Aug 31, 2011

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• Jun 6, 2014

• #1

Ok I'm at this big house in the green part of the country and not the first time I've been to one. I'm just sitting here looking at a tennis court and wondering why every country house with more than an acre has one. We are shit at Tennis so they can't be used.

Do you have one? What would you have if your name was Jeremy Smithers-Jones.

 

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RupertsFlan

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Nov 28, 2012

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• Jun 6, 2014

• #2

I have a two tennis courts, a converted garage and also three hookers who live in the converted barn at the bottom of the apple orchard.

 

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Vegas Seagull

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Jul 10, 2009

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• Jun 6, 2014

• #3

Willy Dangle said:

Ok I'm at this big house in the green part of the country and not the first time I've been to one. I'm just sitting here looking at a tennis court and wondering why every country house with more than an acre has one. We are shit at Tennis so they can't be used.

What would you have if your name was Jeremy Smithers-Jones.

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Pinstripe suit, clean shirt and tie

 

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jonsey

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Aug 5, 2011

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North Sussex

• Jun 6, 2014

• #4

RupertsFlan said:

I have a two tennis courts, a converted garage and also three hookers who live in the converted barn at the bottom of the apple orchard.

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Why are you at my house??

 

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Seasidesage

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May 19, 2009

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• Jun 6, 2014

• #5

Converted it to a helicopter landing pad...

 

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scooter1

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Sep 12, 2006

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Past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights

• Jun 6, 2014

• #6

I know a couple of people with tennis courts in their gardens, and they get considerably more use than the outdoor swimming pools that accompany them