Potential chants for new managers

Buzzer

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Oct 1, 2006

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Fred Hantz is a bit easier to work with. I've been playing around with Ace of Base 'All That She Wants'. Watch this space if inspiration strikes. 'Whatever Lola Wants' is a no-go unless someone can shoe-horn Fred Hantz into that. Best I can come up with so far is something to Bonnie Tyler's 'Lost in France'

Fred Hantz from France
Come to bring us glory...
Fred Hantz from France
We Love...
sha-la-la-la la-la-la-la-lay.....

Still a bit of work in progress but happy with that.


Sami Hyypia on the other hand is a frigging nightmare to pun. He fits elegantly into Radiohead's 'Fitter Happier' but not even a Tony Pulis side deserves a Radiohead-themed chant. Anyhow, as Simster told me 'Fitter Happier' is barely a tune anyway. But just for the hell of it, I have come up with a Radiohead-themed Hyypia chant. To the tune of 'Creep':

He's a Finn..Sami Hyypia.
What the f*ck's he doing here.
I don't belong here...

That'll confuse the opposition fans as much as replacing the 'Stand or Fall' banner with 'Were Loose'. Any others?

 

Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013

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Who are ya?

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

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Colin Wanker
He's a Warnock
He's a Warnock

 

Goldstone1976

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Herts

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Our Freddie Hantz,
He starts with onze.
He's got them scoring,
Thank f*** for that.
You know we love him,
Our Froggie manager,
So please don't take our Hantz away.

Never been any good at this. Doesn't stop me though. Obviously.

 

Nathan

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Jan 8, 2010

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Posh spice is a slapper
She has smelly pants
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Freddy Hantz

Oh freddy freddy, freddy freddy freddy, freddy hantz

 

Luke93

STAND OR FALL

Jun 23, 2013

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Shoreham

• Jun 5, 2014

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Put your Hantz up... Put your Hantz up... Put your Hantz up for Brighton, we love this city!! (then whole crowd breaks into crazy dancing)

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

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Sami Hyypia
He drinks sangria
Oh no he doesn't
'Cos he's a Finn
He's got less stubble
Than Barney Rubble
But at least he might give us a grin

 

Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003

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Nathan said:

Posh spice is a slapper
She has smelly pants
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Freddy Hantz

Oh freddy freddy, freddy freddy freddy, freddy hantz

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Hantz rhymes with 'bonce', not 'pants'.

 

Randsta

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Aug 8, 2011

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Eastbourne

• Jun 5, 2014

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1 year .....
You'll only stay a year
You'll only stay a year...
1 year .....
You'll only stay a year
You'll only stay a year...
an so on

 

Goldstone1976

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Herts

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Guinness Boy said:

Sami Hyypia
He drinks sangria
Oh no he doesn't
'Cos he's a Finn
He's got less stubble
Than Barney Rubble
But at least he might give us a grin

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Buzzer

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Oct 1, 2006

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David Bowie's 'Let's Dance'

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.....Fred Hantz!
Put on your boots and dance the blues
Fred Hantz!
To the song their playing on the radio.


Makes no sense but he's French so probably doesn't mind.

 

Seasider78

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Nov 14, 2004

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What about 'hantz up baby hantz up' to ottawans hands up

 

Meade's Ball

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Hither (sometimes Thither)

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If you're Hyypia and you know it clap your Hantz.

 

Goldstone1976

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Herts

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Meade's Ball said:

If you're Hyypia and you know it clap your Hantz.

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I don't know why I bother with my frankly pathetic efforts when there are folk who can up with gems like this. I console myself with the thought that it must have taken you at least an hour to come up with that. Please don't disabuse me, there's a good chap.

 

Kumquat

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Mar 2, 2009

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I've got a loose idea in my head that combines the words "Hyppia" and "rohypnol". But I can't seem to get it to make sense.

 

Albumen

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Jan 19, 2010

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Brighton - In your face

• Jun 5, 2014

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Right said Fred, have a cup of tea now
We're two down and we're gonna loose
It's half time it's time to get your boys in
We are getting nowhere
And so lets go for 4-3-3

 

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Jun 5, 2014

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Hantz then, whoever you may be
You got the nod, over big Sami
And you'll lead us on, into the Premier League
The Lord of Sussex by the Sea.

 

Goldstone1976

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Herts

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Two names, our manager's got two names.....

Fred & Eric.

 

Buzzer

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Oct 1, 2006

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To the tune of Errol Dunkley's Okay Fred

Okay Fred..Now you're an Amex Idol
okay mate...i don't think were loose.

Alternate last line

okay mate, im just having my views.

 

red star portslade

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Jul 8, 2012

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Hove innit

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Morrissey - You're the one for me Fatty

You're the one for me Freddie
you're the one we really really love
and you will be
a champion with us
in may.