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    Apologies if it has been done before but when Meatloaf sings "I will do anything for love",but I won't do that!
    Just what is it he wouldn't do....support Palace maybe.
    I'm sure that the intelligent funny posters could come up with a good answer!
    Honi soit qui mal y pense...

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      I always assumed the answer was Anal.
      I can take the despair, it's the hope I can't stand......
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      Quote Originally Posted by Worthingite View Post
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      I always assumed the answer was Anal.
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      "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

      And I would do anything for love
      I'd run right into hell and back
      I would do anything for love
      I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
      But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
      Oh no, no way
      And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      Anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      Some days it don't come easy
      Some days it don't come hard
      Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
      Some nights you're breathing fire
      Some nights you're carved in ice
      Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

      Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
      I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

      As long as the planets are turning
      As long as the stars are burning
      As long dreams are coming true
      You'd better believe it, that I would do

      Anything for love
      And I'll be there until the final act
      I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
      But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
      I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

      Some days I pray for silence
      Some days I pray for soul
      Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
      Some nights I lose the feeling
      Some nights I lose control
      Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

      Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
      That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

      As long as the wheels are turning
      As long as the fires are burning
      As long as your prayers are coming true
      You'd better believe it, that I would do

      Anything for love
      And you know it's true and that's a fact
      I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
      But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
      I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that
      No, no, no, I won't do...

      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

      But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
      I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
      Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
      Will you make it all a little less cold?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      I can do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
      Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
      Can you make it all a little less old?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      Oh no, I can do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
      Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
      Can you give me something I can take home?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      I can do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
      Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
      Will you take me places I've never known?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      Oh no, I can do that

      [Girl:]
      After a while you'll forget everything
      It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
      And you'll see that it's time to move on


      [Boy:]
      I won't do that
      I won't do that

      [Girl:]
      I know the territory, I've been around
      It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
      Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

      [Boy:]
      I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      Anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that


      I know that's not funny, but I've seen this song discussed a lot with "comedians" asking what it is he won't do as if it's some mystery, like it doesn't say in the what it is he won't do.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Acker79 View Post
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      "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

      And I would do anything for love
      I'd run right into hell and back
      I would do anything for love
      I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
      But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
      Oh no, no way
      And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      Anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      Some days it don't come easy
      Some days it don't come hard
      Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
      Some nights you're breathing fire
      Some nights you're carved in ice
      Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

      Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
      I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

      As long as the planets are turning
      As long as the stars are burning
      As long dreams are coming true
      You'd better believe it, that I would do

      Anything for love
      And I'll be there until the final act
      I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
      But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
      I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

      Some days I pray for silence
      Some days I pray for soul
      Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
      Some nights I lose the feeling
      Some nights I lose control
      Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

      Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
      That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

      As long as the wheels are turning
      As long as the fires are burning
      As long as your prayers are coming true
      You'd better believe it, that I would do

      Anything for love
      And you know it's true and that's a fact
      I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
      But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
      I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that
      No, no, no, I won't do...

      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
      I would do anything for love
      Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

      But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
      I would do anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
      Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
      Will you make it all a little less cold?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      I can do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
      Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
      Can you make it all a little less old?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      Oh no, I can do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
      Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
      Can you give me something I can take home?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      I can do that

      [Girl:]
      Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
      Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
      Will you take me places I've never known?

      [Boy:]
      I can do that
      Oh no, I can do that

      [Girl:]
      After a while you'll forget everything
      It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
      And you'll see that it's time to move on


      [Boy:]
      I won't do that
      I won't do that

      [Girl:]
      I know the territory, I've been around
      It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
      Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

      [Boy:]
      I won't do that
      No, I won't do that

      Anything for love
      Oh, I would do anything for love
      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
      No, I won't do that


      I know that's not funny, but I've seen this song discussed a lot with "comedians" asking what it is he won't do as if it's some mystery, like it doesn't say in the what it is he won't do.
      I think that clears it up....or does it...
      Honi soit qui mal y pense...
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      It must be time for bed - I'm bored far-king rigid after pretending to read that load of old 4r5e.
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      Wipe it on the curtain?
      You be glad you be Sussex born!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Worthingite View Post
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      I always assumed the answer was Anal.
      Give or receive?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Theatre of Trees View Post
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      Give or receive?
      Either way, they're options I don't really wish to dwell on when it comes to the 'Loaf
      I can take the despair, it's the hope I can't stand......

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