I hate seagulls ..... frigging great big flying rats, the sh*tbags regularly gang up and attack me / my dog / my car. They are nothing more than gangsters of the skies. I'm all for live and let live, but why dont they f8ck off and live on the sea. Why do they choose to make a residence on my neighbours roof, where they then see fit to view me as threat, then an easy target for their violent outbursts.
I was here first, they can all "do one" the stinking fish eating b*st'ds . ...... I'm so outraged I feel a letter to my MP coming on ......