father_and_son
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Bored at work (as usual) so working on some new songs for next season...
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[Albion] Songs/Chants for next season
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father_and_son
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For Matt Upson.... to the tune of La La La by Naughty Boy ft Sam Smith... (apologies - at work can't link to youtube)
I'm covering my eyes like a kid
When the ball comes at us, I go Matt Matt Matt
I'm turning up the volume when we sing
'Cause if the keeper can't stop it,
Matt'll find a way to block it, I go
Matt Matt, Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,
I'm covering my eyes like a kid
When the ball comes at us, I go Matt Matt Matt
I'm turning up the volume when we sing
'Cause if the keeper can't stop it,
Matt'll find a way to block it, I go
Matt Matt, Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,
father_and_son
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For Bruno... to the tune of Hey Ya by Outkast (to include silly hand motions!)...
Uh, thank god for Bruno Saltor
For holding us together
'Cause we don't know how...
UH!
[Chorus:]
Bru... no
Bruno
Bru... no
Bruno
Bru... no
Bruno
Bru... no
Bruno
Uh, thank god for Bruno Saltor
For holding us together
'Cause we don't know how...
UH!
[Chorus:]
Bru... no
Bruno
Bru... no
Bruno
Bru... no
Bruno
Bru... no
Bruno
Posh Spice is a slapper
She is a right floosie
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of N'zuzi
She is a right floosie
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of N'zuzi
Di Matteo's bluenwhite army.
Joey Cole is magic
He wears a magic hat
He wears a magic hat
father_and_son
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Two for Toko Nzuzi if we sign him...
To the advert for Um Bongo....
From way down deep in the Republic of the Congo,
Brighton signed N-zuzi, and played him pretty pronto.
We stuck him in midfield and he danced a dainty tango,
We terrorised the league with our combo from the Congo.
To-Ko, To-Ko, Our player from the Congo.
To A-ha, Take On Me...
You're shying away
He'll be coming for you anyway
To-ko Nzuzi (take him on),
To-ko Nzuzi (take him on)
He'll be gone
Anyyyy-way
To the advert for Um Bongo....
From way down deep in the Republic of the Congo,
Brighton signed N-zuzi, and played him pretty pronto.
We stuck him in midfield and he danced a dainty tango,
We terrorised the league with our combo from the Congo.
To-Ko, To-Ko, Our player from the Congo.
To A-ha, Take On Me...
You're shying away
He'll be coming for you anyway
To-ko Nzuzi (take him on),
To-ko Nzuzi (take him on)
He'll be gone
Anyyyy-way
father_and_son
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My farewell Oscar song...
Oscar Garcia,
He isn't he-er.
He came from Barca,
But went away.
We've got no money,
It isn't funny.
Please don't take, our dreams, away
Oscar Garcia,
He isn't he-er.
Now we've got Sherwood,
He'll stay one year,
We've still no money,
It's still not funny.
Please don't take, our dream, away.
Oscar Garcia,
He isn't he-er.
He came from Barca,
But went away.
We've got no money,
It isn't funny.
Please don't take, our dreams, away
Oscar Garcia,
He isn't he-er.
Now we've got Sherwood,
He'll stay one year,
We've still no money,
It's still not funny.
Please don't take, our dream, away.
father_and_son
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To the tune of Let Her Go by Passenger... one for when/if we go one nil up...
Well you only need a goal when you're one nil down
You only miss the net when you have a frown
Only know you're <<Insert Team>> if you're a clown
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the Amex when you’re missin' home
Only know you're <<Insert Team>> if you're a clown
And you're a clown!
Well you only need a goal when you're one nil down
You only miss the net when you have a frown
Only know you're <<Insert Team>> if you're a clown
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the Amex when you’re missin' home
Only know you're <<Insert Team>> if you're a clown
And you're a clown!
Dan Aitch
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You put the manager in, the manager out.
In, out, in, out, Burke is all about,
We're Bryter-nanno-valbion and we're play-off bound,
Then we'll come back down.
Whoa-oh, Bry-tanno-valbion
Whoa-oh, Bry-tanno-valbion
Whoa-oh, Bry-tanno-valbion
5hit in the shower, sort it out!
In, out, in, out, Burke is all about,
We're Bryter-nanno-valbion and we're play-off bound,
Then we'll come back down.
Whoa-oh, Bry-tanno-valbion
Whoa-oh, Bry-tanno-valbion
Whoa-oh, Bry-tanno-valbion
5hit in the shower, sort it out!
father_and_son
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Trying to pick tunes that are very well known or reasonably recent so that people know them.
Also trying to go with "Player Songs" at the moment because these do tend to get the crowd pumped up.
father_and_son
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Even one for Stephen Dobbie (told you I was bored!)...
Spandau Ballet - Gold...
Stephen you are just too small,
You'd have made an elf look tall.
You, Were, Sold!
Always believe in your soul
You were so shit we know,
You were dispensible,
Always believe it, you were
Sold!
Spandau Ballet - Gold...
Stephen you are just too small,
You'd have made an elf look tall.
You, Were, Sold!
Always believe in your soul
You were so shit we know,
You were dispensible,
Always believe it, you were
Sold!
No. The PROBLEM is the player songs. You need things to sing inbetween player songs. We have nothing. Nick whatever tunes derby used to great effect on sunday night.
Dan Aitch
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The chants that lasted the longest at Derby were the "we're the left/right side Brighton boys" ones, simply because you got a break in between each round. We need to find a 'relay' song that allows everyone to get their breath back.
The old "Alan Mullery's blue and white army" bouncing back between the North and the South at the Goldstone seemed to go on forever.
The old "Alan Mullery's blue and white army" bouncing back between the North and the South at the Goldstone seemed to go on forever.
father_and_son
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I think the North Stand/South Stand thing would work really well if we could co-ordinate enough to get it to go around the stadium, mexican-wave style
We're the North Stand...
We're the West Stand...
We're the South Stand...
<Silence>
Boo...
We're the North Stand...
We're the West Stand...
We're the South Stand...
We're the East Stand
<Cheers all round>
Never going to get the library singing loud enough though!
Chinman3000
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- Sep 28, 2011
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Coldplay paradise...
And its;
Alla, Alla, Allardyce
Alla, Alla, Allardyce,
Alla, Alla, Allardyce
Whoa ohhh ohhh ohhhh ooooohaaaa.
And its;
Alla, Alla, Allardyce
Alla, Alla, Allardyce,
Alla, Alla, Allardyce
Whoa ohhh ohhh ohhhh ooooohaaaa.
banjo
GOSBTS
We've got no manager but we don't care
We don't need one cause we've got flair
We might get one but do we care
As long as he's got he's own teeth and hair.
We don't need one cause we've got flair
We might get one but do we care
As long as he's got he's own teeth and hair.