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The real question - who would win in a fight between a seagull and a ram
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surrey jim
Not in Surrey
Who thinks up, let alone write this drivel?
Top class journalism as always from the Arsegas.
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
Can't be our very own Timmy, as it's not full of his life experiences!
- Aug 8, 2005
- 26,542
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Seagull would peck it's eyes out early on.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Hmmmm i am an Aries,bit of a tricky one for me,like club versus country.
midnight_rendezvous
Well-known member
Don't we have an annual event on NSC where we pit animals against each other to see who is the hardest?
Dan Aitch
New member
- May 31, 2013
- 2,287
Don't we have an annual event on NSC where we pit animals against each other to see who is the hardest?
In theory though, not in practice. Right?
Next year my money's on an insect, grown to the size of a Shetland pony.
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
the ram would look rather silly with the seagulls beak up its jacksie
Cadiz Seagull
Grey bearded old man
many moons ago when we played at derby in the cup - and lost if memory serves - the whole crowd (well the Brighton bit anyway) were singing "Did you ever see a Seagull f**k a ram?" to the tune of She'll be coming round the mountain. Do we still sing that or has it gone the way of eee eye adio, we won the cup?
Goldstone Rapper
Rediffusion PlayerofYear
The ram thrice.
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,524
Im a Pisces, so supporting the Sesgulls is like courting the enemy.
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
It would depend whether the seagulls manager set him up to fly pointlessly up and down and side to side whilst the rams boss had him just sit there and watch all that palaver and then go belting out in a devastating counter attack and kicking the seagull right in the dick.
Twice.
Twice.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Ha ha,still you could be a poisonous fish and let the Seagull eat you first,then inject the venom from the spines on your back fins and swim to safety,whilst the Seagull does an impression of over eating chips on the local park bench..
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Very good...HB
tamworthram
New member
- May 5, 2014
- 18
I like it.
In the word of Harry Hill, there's only one way to find out - fight, fight fight.
Perhaps we could have a pre-match bout between the mascots
In the word of Harry Hill, there's only one way to find out - fight, fight fight.
Perhaps we could have a pre-match bout between the mascots
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Great-where do we pick our Seagull from,we want a huge monster? or a swift small devastatingly quick one? which seafront to pick from?
Brighton
Bognor
Hastings
Littlehampton
Eastbourne
or
Worthing?
I'd go Hastings myself (it's the diet),even though i am Brighton...Worthing would be too old
Tyrone Biggums
Well-known member
0-0 draw