Anywhere likely to be showing the match on Bouvet Island.

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Just my luck ages ago I planned a trip to Bouvet Island, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_Island.
I'm off in a minute, and will miss tomorrows match.
Does anyone know of any bars, showing the match on this uninhabited 19 sq mile island 2,260kms away from the nearest inhabited land mass.

It'll be great to get a good atmosphere going with any other seagulls in the area.





Orthographic projection of the world centered on Bouvet Island.

 

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The Bouvet Arms to the south of the island has always been a good spot for football.

 

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The 'Seagulls over Bouvet' will all be at ' The Frozen Cock' . Feel free to join us.

 

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There's a beam back on the northern beach. I'd get there before the turtles steal the best seats.

 

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How are you getting there? I've had a quick look online but this place seems to be more inaccessible than Millwall away, any advice greatly received. Also, what should I wear there? Should I take something to eat with me? Can I drink the water? How do I wipe my ass?

 

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big nuts said:

The Bouvet Arms to the south of the island has always been a good spot for football.

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Apparently the landlord is a Palace fan so you may encounter problems

 

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Husty said:

How are you getting there? I've had a quick look online but this place seems to be more inaccessible than Millwall away, any advice greatly received.

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Cycling, of course.

Husty said:

Also, what should I wear there?

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I'll be in my Albion training kit, I will take a bobble hat as well.

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Should I take something to eat with me?

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I usual travel lite, and will probably just eat pork scratching from the bar

Husty said:

Can I drink the water?

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Don't you mean Harvey's.

Husty said:

How do I wipe my ass?

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Dunno, I'm not, what goes on at Bouvet Island stays on Bouvet Island.

 

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Try Easyjet or Ryanair. The pub is run by Sodexo and sells Piglet pies and. Harveys so you shoukd feel at home.

 

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All the penguins on the island are signed up to the Leo Ulloa fan club.

 

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Please be advised the ferry to Bouvet Island will be three berth only, will leave with two berths empty, and will be cancelled for the return journey.

 

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Tom Hark said:

Please be advised the ferry to Bouvet Island will be three berth only, will leave with two berths empty, and will be cancelled for the return journey.

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No worries , there'll be another scheduled sailing in 12 months time

 

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If you don't get to watch the game, just allow for the time difference, and from three minutes in you can, on repeat, keep saying, 'I can't see us winning to be honest...'

 

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BensGrandad said:

The pub is run by Sodexo and sells Piglet pies and. Harveys so you shoukd feel at home.

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They do usually. They sold out on Thursday - there was a bigger than expected Antarctic Survey group in and they'll next have stock in August.

Eat before you go, and take a flask.

 

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Wellesley said:

The 'Seagulls over Bouvet' will all be at ' The Frozen Cock' . Feel free to join us.

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Didn't SoB boo Tony, because he built Falmer so far away, when he went there for a talk.







At least we know Bouvet exists, unlike Burwash.

 

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Is that eating at Frankie & Bennys Wetherspoons or McDonalds at Gatwick.

 

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Anyone else on Bouvet Island having trouble with Seagulls Player?

 

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If the Bouvet Arms isn't showing the game:-

Does anyone know of a good stream?

 

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The 'firm' on the island is pwoppppa norty

The BBB, or Bouvet Boot Boy (singular)

 

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Stat Brother said:

Does anyone know of a good stream?

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Its frozen 51 weeks of the year.

 

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Stat Brother said:

If the Bouvet Arms isn't showing the game:-

Does anyone know of a good stream?

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The Gulf Stream?