The Ballad of the Play Offs

Telford Seagull said:

Randomly came across this, I thought it was quite clever!


"A night of frustration
That started with hope
In need of some luck
But did we get any? Nope

We started so quick
We started so bright
When Lingard scored
It looked a good night

A burst down the right
Calde looked and he set
For Jesse to shoot
and hit the back of the net

But when the Rams woke up
With their counter attack
Which was started and ended
By the left back

Ran forward he did
The rampaging scot
Before a foul by Upson
Let Martin score from the spot

The game restarted
In a balanced affair
With the score at one all
the spoils evenly shared

But in injury time
The break not looking too far
A shot from Martin
Came back of the bar

The ball came down
As the God's did not shine
When the ball his Kuszczak
and crossed the line

At that point
Wembley looked far away
But after that second half performance
We may yet cross that famous way

Ulloa tested Grant
and so did Ward
Yet but for THAT keeper
They'd no doubt have scored

Now onto Derby
Live of SkySports
Lets pray for a win
Of any Sorts

But if we don't make it
All is not bad
With all that has happened
WHAT A SEASON WE'VE HAD!!!!"

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

Some people have got Waaaay too much time on their hands.

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