I Think My Wife Is Going To Divorce Me

father_and_son · May 6, 2014

Giraffe said:
Genuinely curious as to how they reacted?

Outlaws: They were (openly at least) fine about it, think they went on give the ex a hard time every one in a while.

Mine: Never told them! Think my brother finally let it slip so it's one of those unspoken secrets that everyone knows now but no one mentions.

Strictly speaking still married, but separated for years now so the "divorce party" may bring it all out in the open. Maybe!

Wilko · May 6, 2014

An alternative idea for some of you is to grow a pair, stop being scared of your wives and just tell them you are going to a football match cause you want to go.

el punal · May 6, 2014

Dan Aitch said:
You should have taken her a present of the bottle of half-drunk red wine that you left on the train at St. Pancras. That would have cheered her right up.

ps I've been doing all of those things too... but my wife has been doing them with me. Happy days indeed.

Damn! My secret's out.

Tim Over Whelmed · May 6, 2014

Dale Jasper said:
I'm getting married on May 24. May 24 is championship play off final day.

To be fair, it's a late Kick Off

London Irish · May 6, 2014

Dale Jasper said:
I'm getting married on May 24. May 24 is championship play off final day.

There's a nice little church round the corner from Wembley

BlockDpete · May 6, 2014

Can't really see any problem happening, though I am thinking this is not a great time to get into a new relationship....

I shall definatley want to head to the pub to watch then 2nd leg, and its our first weekend together. So could be an early test

studio150 · May 6, 2014

I don't understand people booking weddings and holidays without first looking at the football diary.

I'm on holiday in June but come back on the morning of the start of the World Cup. I would never consider a holiday during the league season.

melias shoes · May 6, 2014

I remember the good times said:
Not talking here at all. She will get over it but running a small business means she has to work rather than me. I've got a Derby away ticket, how do I tell her?

I'm off to Derby Sunday love. Ok? What's the worse that can happen

T soprano · May 6, 2014

melias shoes said:
I'm off to Derby Sunday love. Ok? What's the worse that can happen

golddene · May 6, 2014

el punal said:
Having got back from Nottingham at 8.30 on Saturday, my bank holiday has consisted of :

1. Watching the recording of the last 5 minutes of the Forest game (on a loop), the Football League Show, snippets of Sky Sports News (Albion related) and lately, Late Kick-Off (BBC South edition).

2. Texting all Albion friends about said game, play-off tickets and travel arrangements.

3. Going on t'internet for HOURS to sort out home and away tickets for Derby. Going on t'internet for HOURS to find out best train deals to get to Derby.

4. Going on t'internet for even more HOURS to lap up everything about that incredible day, and also to have a laugh at Reading!

5. Going into garden and spending MINUTES looking at the weeds.

Oh happy, happy days!! P.S. We're still talking.

Are you me? Cannot believe she Is still here and even had my dinner waiting when I got in (late) from work either she has gone loopy or I am dreaming

melias shoes · May 6, 2014

T soprano said:
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Blimey that would sting. :ohmy:

bluenitsuj · May 6, 2014

I remember the good times said:
Not talking here at all. She will get over it but running a small business means she has to work rather than me. I've got a Derby away ticket, how do I tell her?

Pop out for some milk, they sold out so you ended up in Derby to buy some, unfortunately you drunk it all on the way home.

essbee · May 6, 2014

I fly to Rome on the 24th.....can't believe I didn't check when I booked.

ffs you moron essbee.

hybrid_x · May 6, 2014

it's easy......when a woman is in a huff......go on the offensive.

sunday morning....

"love, i'm not happy with your lack of love the past week, i'm going out for the day to get some space, i suggest you think about your behavior, and ill be back late and hopefully you'll be in a better mood."

sorted

Dan Aitch · May 6, 2014

T soprano said:
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Nothing wrong with a nice salad.

Notters · May 6, 2014

Dale Jasper said:
I'm getting married on May 24. May 24 is championship play off final day.

Well that's just daft. I'm getting married in June to avoid such a situation.

Skaville · May 6, 2014

Hiney said:
24th May = Happy Days Festival

We're at Elderflower Fields that weekend. I'm booked in for a hot stone massage at 9.00am on the 24th. Not my usual preparation for a game (beer and pies)

Spun Cuppa · May 6, 2014

'Poor is the man, whose pleasures depend, on the permission of another...'

Bit of a philosopher, Ms. Ciccone

Soulman · May 6, 2014

I do feel for some of you.
My ex girlfriend was usually ok with my passion for football. I rarely saw her in the week, with work etc. Most Saturday nights i would pop around hers in the evening, and be glued to MOTD when she came in from work, i don't think she really understood why i had to watch the Football League Show afterwards.
One week, she seemed a tad annoyed and said " You love football more than me"......i remember being deeply engrossed and replying " I love Cricket more than you"
Anyway for the next few weeks i made the effort to switch off the TV after Brighton had been on, but as you know they used to put Brighton on last.
Upshot was that for some reason the relationship went down hill.
I was not too fussed, but after a month i felt gutted........she was seeing a Crystal Palace supporter, all this after being made to feel a bit bad about watching a bit of football.

Leighgull · May 6, 2014

Soulman said:
I do feel for some of you.
My ex girlfriend was usually ok with my passion for football. I rarely saw her in the week, with work etc. Most Saturday nights i would pop around hers in the evening, and be glued to MOTD when she came in from work, i don't think she really understood why i had to watch the Football League Show afterwards.
One week, she seemed a tad annoyed and said " You love football more than me"......i remember being deeply engrossed and replying " I love Cricket more than you"
Anyway for the next few weeks i made the effort to switch off the TV after Brighton had been on, but as you know they used to put Brighton on last.
Upshot was that for some reason the relationship went down hill.
I was not too fussed, but after a month i felt gutted........she was seeing a Crystal Palace supporter, all this after being made to feel a bit bad about watching a bit of football.

That's Ok. As long as you weren't stirring a palace fans porridge. Let him have her. My other half completely fails to see why football is important but woe betide the man who interferes with her shit viewing choices.

I don't bother telling her anymore. She used to moan about the cost of Sky Sports so I binned it and now spend more watching it in the pub.

Women. Can't live with em, can't kill them.

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