We need a snazzy tune to come onto...I suggest YMCA rather than that brass band shit we have now and perhaps some cheerleaders...because that's not tinpot or would make us look like a bunch of ends...also, what about goal music? FLASH by the Queen is a catchy one.
Never mind clackers. The real atmosphere killer was that woman warbling a bloody ballad 10 minutes before kick off. None of that rugby style crap thanks.