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Danny-Boy

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Apr 21, 2009
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After the football season has ended (except with the world Cup it won't this year) there's always the noble sport of Tennis.

And this year will be your last chance Edna and other ladees on NSC to admire the beefcake parading at Eastbourne in amongst all the wimmin. Next year the LTA have bowed to the inevitable by returning the male players to Nottingham after 5 years of trying to establish a parallel tournament in Eastbourne.

Why? Well IMHO the male tennis game has not been riven to the same extent as the wimmin by imputations of love across the net has it? And everyone knows, or used to know that the fairest and allegedly freest maidens were and presumably are to be found in the fair town of Nottingham. A local legend states that the lion statue in the Town centre will roar when a virgin walks past. If you were a testosterone-fuelled tennis God where would YOU rather wield your weapon?

Since shifting to Eastbourne the men's tournament has attracted virtually none of the top 16. Back in Nottingham it might start to revive, and the wimmin in Eastbourne can resume their own games..
 



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