What headline would you like to wake up to on Sunday morning?

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Binney on acid

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Shoreham

• May 2, 2014

• #1

I'll start :-

Adkins resigns after Brighton grab last play off spot.

Putin comes out.

Bridcutt hatrick before Sunderland implode.

Beatles to reform.

 

Last edited: May 2, 2014

Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013

4,973

• May 2, 2014

• #2

Wellesley wins biggest ever lottery Jackpot.

 

Lawro's Lip

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Feb 14, 2004

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West Kent

• May 2, 2014

• #3

Binney on acid said:

I'll start :-

Adkins resigns after Brighton grab last play off spot.

Putin comes out.

Bridcutt hatrick before Sunderland implode.

Beatles to reform.

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One of those things will happen!!

 

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009

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Zabbar- Malta

• May 2, 2014

• #4

Lawro's Lip said:

One of those things will happen!!

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It's Putin isn't it?

 

Norman Potting

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Nov 5, 2006

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• May 2, 2014

• #5

Maddie found alive and well

 

surrey jim

Not in Surrey

Aug 2, 2005

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Bevendean

• May 2, 2014

• #6

Norman Potting said:

Maddie found alive and well

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It will be 7years since she was abducted on Sunday.

 

Charlies Shinpad

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Jul 5, 2003

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Oakford in Devon

• May 2, 2014

• #7

Muslims around the world really eat bacon sandwiches in bed at weekends

 

SouthCoastOwl

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Vaux Sur Seine

• May 2, 2014

• #8

Southcoastowl finds lost BBQ tools

 

Grapes of Wrath

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Nov 1, 2009

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Worthing

• May 2, 2014

• #9

Ashley Barnes hat-trick!

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

23,526

• May 2, 2014

• #10

The Sun: Ashley Barnes ate my play-off hopes

Daily Mail: Nigel Adkins is now a benefit scrounger

Daily Express: Half the championship play-off teams in non-English manager disgrace.......

 

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OzMike

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Oct 2, 2006

12,931

Perth Australia

• May 2, 2014

• #11

Should be 'Putin pulls out', it would stop a lot of tension.
Rather this than any other.

 

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Neecha

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Jul 10, 2012

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London

• May 2, 2014

• #12

Binney on acid said:

I'll start :-

Adkins resigns after Brighton grab last play off spot.

Putin comes out.

Bridcutt hatrick before Sunderland implode.

Beatles to reform.

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Neecha caught in three in a bed romp with Michelle Keegan and Nicole Scherzinger

 

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dougdeep

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SUNNY SEAFORD

• May 2, 2014

• #13

"Beach Hut Quits NSC."

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• May 2, 2014

• #14

Injury times Barnes winner sends former club into play-offs

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• May 2, 2014

• #15

Barber's out !

 

fat old seagull

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Rural Ringmer

• May 2, 2014

• #16

Tony Bloom reveals "Cunning Plan" to sell Barnes to destroy Readings playoff hopes.

 

Questions

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Oct 18, 2006

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Worthing

• May 2, 2014

• #17

Pictures of Questions snorting cocaine off Charlize Theron's bare breasts at sleezy party on page 7 inside.

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• May 2, 2014

• #18

A football unexpectedly landed on 86 year old Doris's greenhouse in farmer last night..

 

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timbha

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Jul 5, 2003

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Sussex

• May 2, 2014

• #19

Adams tells the truth

 

Norman Potting

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Nov 5, 2006

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• May 2, 2014

• #20

...Mackail-Smith and Calderon double hat-trick joy as Albion rampage into playoffs.