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Funny things that children say.
- Thread starter Rogero
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Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
You should ask you're grandson about whether he believes heaven exists or not. Discussing existentialism with a 5 year old would do him no harm whatsoever 
You should ask you're grandson about whether he believes heaven exists or not. Discussing existentialism with a 5 year old would do him no harm whatsoever
And while you are at - you might as well have a quiet word about the 'Tooth Fairy' and 'Father Christmas'... I'm sure his parents will thank you!
gripper stebson
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- Jul 27, 2004
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Last week Ellie, my daughter and her friend Holly decided to swap names / lives at school. All very innocent and sweet. However this did lead to a moment outside school where this happened.
Me - "Hold my hand across the road love."
Ellie - "No - you're not even my Dad."
A little embarrassing!
Me - "Hold my hand across the road love."
Ellie - "No - you're not even my Dad."
A little embarrassing!
Superphil
Dismember
You should read up on your genesis, man shall have dominion over the beasts, or something like that. Or, if you speak to a Bhuddist, or a Hindu, they have differing views.
GT49er
Well-known member
You should ask you're grandson about whether he believes heaven exists or not. Discussing existentialism with a 5 year old would do him no harm whatsoever
Five year olds? - nothing! Many years ago my daughter, then aged three or four, asked me, "Daddy, if I die, does that mean no-one will be ME any more?"
I hope you told her to grow up and not be so silly.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
When watching an old film (a good few years back) my young son asked me if I saw everything in Black and White, when I was a child.
SIMMO SAYS
Well-known member
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
I remember watching 'The Black & White Minstrels Show' in THAT FORMAT
Me too Simmo. Me too.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
Apparently when I was a small child I was on a bus with my mum, a black family got on. I pointed at them and asked loudly "What's wrong with THEM ?"
SIMMO SAYS
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Coach_Carter_92
Active member
When i was younger I was in a car with my nan. On the journey we passed a cemetery, and i pointed and said "You'll be in there soon won't you nan?" 
Rowdey
Well-known member
All good above - I recently had 'Whats change the record mean dad ?'
Replied swiftly with' SHUT UP AND GO TO BED AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS'..
Replied swiftly with' SHUT UP AND GO TO BED AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS'..
Bill Cassidy's tie up
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spongy
Well-known member
I haven't got any children myself yet, but I have a daughter due in August and I've always wondered how I'm going to deal with these sorts of comments.
My mates 4 year old daughter said to him "I love you so much I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can look at it whenever I want....."
He said he never turned his back on her for a couple of days afterwards.
My mates 4 year old daughter said to him "I love you so much I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can look at it whenever I want....."
He said he never turned his back on her for a couple of days afterwards.
red star portslade
New member
"Of course I want to meet The Nolan's, but do I really have to do all that stuff to you Mr Savile?"
jessiejames
Never late in a V8
At a meeting with my son's teacher she told me about my son making friends with the new boy Omar from Bangladesh. During a geography lesson they decided to Talk about Bangladesh,the teacher said that it is along way away to which my son replied its not that far because Omar goes home for lunch, I have never been so embaressed.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Some years back, I'd taken my young niece into town and she'd badgering me for sweets all day, but she wasn't allowed any (her mum's rule) so I kept telling her if she ate too many sweets she'd get really fat. On the bus home, a very pregnant lady got on, to whom my niece said in a rather too loud voice "I know what you've been doing"