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David Cameron stung by a jellyfish







Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
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Pogue Mahone

Well-known member
Apr 30, 2011
10,719
'Ouch, ouch, ouch!' :lolol:

I'd gladly administer the remedy that Mr. Lambert speaks of.

Can Gideon and Gove be the next targets of this marine hero, please?
 






Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
MR Lambert’s wife Wendy, 59, who promotes a local naturist beach, said Mr Cameron sported “true blue” trunks on Wednesday.

She said: “They weren’t budgie smugglers, but they were not down to his knees, either.”

Mrs Lambert revealed that one of her friends had warned the PM: “There’s loads of jellies down there.”


Why did he have jellies down his trunks?
 










severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,540
By the seaside in West Somerset
To be fair, the jellyfish has probably left more of a mark on Call-me-Dave than Ed Milliband has of late.

(the state of British politics) :nono:
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
I got stung by a load of bees recently. That hurt. 3.99 for a small tub of honey, madness.
 






midnight_rendezvous

Well-known member
Aug 10, 2012
3,737
The Black Country
Isn't pissing on the sting supposed to be good for it? Any takers?

No it's just a myth (thanks QI!). You're better off going in the sea and letting the salt water do it's thing.


Then again I fully condone pissing on that smug *******.
 








Pinkie Brown

I'll look after the skirt
Sep 5, 2007
3,532
Neues Zeitalter DDR
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#prayforthejellyfish
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Why didn't he go somewhere on holiday where the sting from a jellyfish is lethal ?
 








The Truth

Banned
Sep 11, 2008
3,754
None of your buisness
Seaweed is the answer to jellyfish stings not that Cameron would of known that.
 



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