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    Hits a parked car and drives off,claims after being contacted by police that he didn't realise he had an accident

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      Any more details? It's possible to clip a car and be unaware of it, particularly if one drives over a pothole or something at the same time.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Green Cross Code Man View Post
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      Any more details? It's possible to clip a car and be unaware of it, particularly if one drives over a pothole or something at the same time.
      So he was either unaware he had hit a car or he deliberately drove off. Both of which could tell you something !
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      No thread on Ed Balls is complete without this....

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      Reminds me of the time I smashed my car into the wall between the Smiths house and the Balls house. Luckily I was dragged out by the Smiths.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Greyrun View Post
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      Hits a parked car and drives off,claims after being contacted by police that he didn't realise he had an accident
      The sort of minor incident that happens every day, all around the country. People don't always realise they've hit something.

      The fact that it's Ed Balls is neither here nor there really. Must be a slow news day.
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      If I were Ed Balls I'd get the numberplate E 134115
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      Quote Originally Posted by edna krabappel View Post
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      The sort of minor incident that happens every day, all around the country. People don't always realise they've hit something.

      The fact that it's Ed Balls is neither here nor there really. Must be a slow news day.
      Sorry, not entirely correct. Unless the contact is so slight as to be inconsequential you always know if you've hit another vehicle, whether you choose to own up to it is a different matter, especially to the police.
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      Quote Originally Posted by gibseagull View Post
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      Sorry, not entirely correct. Unless the contact is so slight as to be inconsequential you always know if you've hit another vehicle, whether you choose to own up to it is a different matter, especially to the police.
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      I'd like to hit ed and not realise it.

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