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Talk about a crap night out..
- Thread starter WhingForPresident
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Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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In my day people used to dance around a handbag.
TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
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Feel sorry for the poor buggers who had to clean it up
el punal
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I wonder if the club will come up with a banner with the slogan : "No shit Sherlock, haven't you got Homes to go to."
Sorry.
Sorry.
Unbelievable.
I've had some crazy nights on the piss in my time, but have NEVER felt the need to have a dump on the dancefloor
Were they playing the Sophie Ellis-Bextor classic 'TURDer on the Dancefloor'?
I've had some crazy nights on the piss in my time, but have NEVER felt the need to have a dump on the dancefloor
Were they playing the Sophie Ellis-Bextor classic 'TURDer on the Dancefloor'?
Worried Man Blues
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Man who confuse viagra with laxative....crap in bed?
smeariestbat
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'Just one of those things makes my shits come out too fast' - inbetweeners
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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Great comments at the bottom of the story, including...
" I was there on Saturday night, I didn't see who put it there but can tell you that this thing was a MONSTER...The thing was huge and stank like hell!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go! ".
" I was there on Saturday night, I didn't see who put it there but can tell you that this thing was a MONSTER...The thing was huge and stank like hell!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go! ".
Pavilionaire
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No, I believe it was the Kid Creole and The Coconuts classic "Stool Pigeon"
The Modfather
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This is not the first time we have had to deal with something like this.
"It is one of the unfortunate things our volunteers have to deal with."
Classy gaff.
"It is one of the unfortunate things our volunteers have to deal with."
Classy gaff.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Rehearsing for his appearance on Strictly with dance partner Paula Radcliffe?
I was thinking Danger Zone by Kenny Log-gins.
hoveboyslim
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He wasn't at the Amex on 13th May last year, by any chance?
TWOCHOICEStom
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Until the end of his life, people will be reminding him of that time back in 2014 when he curled out a tusk in the middle of a dancefloor in Maidstone.
What a cross to bear.
What a cross to bear.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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I believe the DJ was playing a remix of Sir Elton's 'Saturday Night's Alright (For Shiteing)'
Saturday Shite Fever
Tom Hark Preston Park
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Poops Upside Your Head
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Bananarama- Love In The Turd Degree.