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    Gus's office after training today.


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    A hypothetical meeting in Gus's office today after training.
    Cast:
    Gus, manager
    Tanno, assist manager
    Charlie, coach
    Liam, player.

    Gus: Guys, I'm thinking of walking away and playing golf.
    Tanno: Si.
    Charlie: But we have only just got here.
    Liam: Oh
    Gus: We have hit the ceiling, we are doomed.
    Tanno:Si
    Charlie: Have you got another club lined up gaffer?
    Liam: Can I come too?
    Gus: Maybe, eets complicated, but Spurs need a manager now, and the Mafia man might want a manager at Leeds.
    Tanno: Si, Si.
    Charlie:Spurs would be handy, I might even get a chance to go to Hove for the cricket again, I dont fancy Chester-Le-Street.
    Liam: What about me, I was promised the Premiership. I had to convince my Mrs that Sunderland was nicer than Rottingdean.
    Gus: Just go on strike Liam, I will buy you when I get my new club.
    Tanno: Si, its cold up here.
    Charlie: And they speak funny.
    Liam: The fans hate me on the message board, Northstandchat loved me.
    Gus: Lucky we didnt sell our big houses in Orpington Tanno.
    Tanno: Si, better golf courses too.
    Charlie: Shall I leave a turd in the away dressing room before Saturdays game, just as a red herring like?
    Gus, Tanno and Liam: SI
    "Holloway did the equivalent of supermarket sweep and loaded his trolley up and when he got home realised he had a load of dodgy flat pack furniture which he didn't know how to put together and has walked off in frustration leaving someone else to sort it out."

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      A hypothetical meeting in Gus's office today after training.
      Cast:
      Gus, manager
      Tanno, assist manager
      Charlie, coach
      Liam, player.

      Gus: Guys, I'm thinking of walking away and playing golf.
      Tanno: Si.
      Charlie: But we have only just got here.
      Liam: Oh
      Gus: We have hit the ceiling, we are doomed.
      Tanno:Si
      Charlie: Have you got another club lined up gaffer?
      Liam: Can I come too?
      Gus: Maybe, eets complicated, but Spurs need a manager now, and the Mafia man might want a manager at Leeds.
      Tanno: Si, Si.
      Charlie:Spurs would be handy, I might even get a chance to go to Hove for the cricket again, I dont fancy Chester-Le-Street.
      Liam: What about me, I was promised the Premiership. I had to convince my Mrs that Sunderland was nicer than Rottingdean.
      Gus: Just go on strike Liam, I will buy you when I get my new club.
      Tanno: Si, its cold up here.
      Charlie: And they speak funny.
      Liam: The fans hate me on the message board, Northstandchat loved me.
      Gus: Lucky we didnt sell our big houses in Orpington Tanno.
      Tanno: Si, better golf courses too.
      Charlie: Shall I leave a turd in the away dressing room before Saturdays game, just as a red herring like?
      Gus, Tanno and Liam: SI
      Libellous.... but very funny.
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      And I would rather be anywhere else but in its way!
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