Gus's office after training today.

HAILSHAM SEAGULL said:

A hypothetical meeting in Gus's office today after training.
Cast:
Gus, manager
Tanno, assist manager
Charlie, coach
Liam, player.

Gus: Guys, I'm thinking of walking away and playing golf.
Tanno: Si.
Charlie: But we have only just got here.
Liam: Oh
Gus: We have hit the ceiling, we are doomed.
Tanno:Si
Charlie: Have you got another club lined up gaffer?
Liam: Can I come too?
Gus: Maybe, eets complicated, but Spurs need a manager now, and the Mafia man might want a manager at Leeds.
Tanno: Si, Si.
Charlie:Spurs would be handy, I might even get a chance to go to Hove for the cricket again, I dont fancy Chester-Le-Street.
Liam: What about me, I was promised the Premiership. I had to convince my Mrs that Sunderland was nicer than Rottingdean.
Gus: Just go on strike Liam, I will buy you when I get my new club.
Tanno: Si, its cold up here.
Charlie: And they speak funny.
Liam: The fans hate me on the message board, Northstandchat loved me.
Gus: Lucky we didnt sell our big houses in Orpington Tanno.
Tanno: Si, better golf courses too.
Charlie: Shall I leave a turd in the away dressing room before Saturdays game, just as a red herring like?
Gus, Tanno and Liam: SI

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