My wife has been missing for a week. Police called me and said to prepare for the worst

easynow · Apr 6, 2014

So I went back to the charity shop and bought all her clothes back.

Spun Cuppa · Apr 6, 2014

I had something similar when the Old William knocked on my door and said it looked llike my wife had been hit by a bus, and I said that might be as maybe, but she has a lovely personality :ohmy:

Vegas Seagull · Apr 6, 2014

My wife has gone to the West Indies

Horton hears a few · Apr 6, 2014

Vegas Seagull said:
My wife has gone to the West Indies

Jamaica?

The Lemming Stomper · Apr 6, 2014

Vegas Seagull said:
My wife has gone to the West Indies

Of her own accord?

Prince Monolulu · Apr 6, 2014

Vegas Seagull said:
My wife has gone to the West Indies

St. Lucia?

banjo · Apr 6, 2014

Horton hears a few said:
Jamaica?

Boom boom !!

Prince Monolulu · Apr 6, 2014

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Questions · Apr 6, 2014

I saw my wife at the bank yesterday afternoon.
I wasn't expecting to see her there and thought she would have been washed further down river than that.

banjo · Apr 6, 2014

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!

Dougie · Apr 6, 2014

My wife run off with the milkman ,
I dont half miss him .

I'll get me coat !

Norman Potting · Apr 6, 2014

My wife's dog has no nose.

The Legend that IS Lawro · Apr 6, 2014

Norman Potting said:
My wife's dog has no nose.

Jamaica?

catfish · Apr 6, 2014

I met my wife when I was in Thailand.

I said "what the bloody hell are you doing here?".

Socialist Sid · Apr 6, 2014

My wife and I were so happy for 22 years....and then we met each other.

Super Steve Earle · Apr 6, 2014

Norman Potting said:
My wife's dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Dick Head · Apr 7, 2014

The night before our anniversary my wife and I decided that whoever woke up first should wake the other up with oral sex. I was up first so I stuck my cock in her mouth.

Spun Cuppa · Apr 7, 2014

I've had two unhappy marriages

The first one died

The second one won't

Spun Cuppa · Apr 7, 2014

Dick Head said:
The night before our anniversary my wife and I decided that whoever woke up first should wake the other up with oral sex. I was up first so I stuck my cock in her mouth.

I bet she was choked

father_and_son · Apr 7, 2014

Socialist Sid said:
My wife and I were so happy for 22 years....and then we met each other.

I've been happily married for 3 years... married for 25 years, but happy for 3 of them!

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