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Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
Who's that man from Barcelona
Who's that man who's a bore
Oscar Garcia is his name
And his tactics ****ing lame
And all we want to do is ****ing score!
 
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Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
Who's that man from barcelona
who's that man who's a bore
oscar garica is his name
and his tactics ****ing lame
and all we want to do is ****ing score
 


Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
Who's that man from Barcelona
Who's that man who's a bore
Oscar Garcia is his name
And his tactics ****ing lame
And all we want to do is ****ing score!
 


Luke93

STAND OR FALL
Jun 23, 2013
5,028
Shoreham
OSCAR GARCIA
HE'S RAN OUT OF IDEAS
HE COMES FROM BARCA, TO BRING US JOY
HE HAS LESS FLARE THAN CLARE BALDING
SO PLEASE TAKE MY OSCAR AWAY

4th line needs work
 




big nuts

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2011
4,859
Hove
OSCAR GARCIA
HE'S RAN OUT OF IDEAS
HE COMES FROM BARCA, TO BRING US JOY
HE HAS LESS FLARE THAN CLARE BALDING
SO PLEASE TAKE MY OSCAR AWAY

4th line needs work

That's the best line, would love to hear a capacity crowd in unison chant that.
 




Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,093
Bexhill-on-Sea
OSCAR GARCIA
HE'S RAN OUT OF IDEAS
HE COMES FROM BARCA, TO BRING US JOY
HE HAS LESS FLARE THAN CLARE BALDING
SO PLEASE TAKE MY OSCAR AWAY

4th line needs work

Maybe Isla St Claire (you need to be born prior to 1980) to replace Balding
 




tomfitz12

CTRL+W to change this
Nov 25, 2012
1,107
southwick
OSCAR GARCIA
HE'S RAN OUT OF IDEAS
HE COMES FROM BARCA, TO BRING US JOY
HE HAS LESS FLARE THAN CLARE BALDING
SO PLEASE TAKE MY OSCAR AWAY

4th line needs work

4th line most definitely needs work. no exaggeration that I was crying with laughter when I read that :lolol:
 


Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
OSCAR GARCIA
Worse than diarrhea
He came from Barca, To bore us all
He is more boring, then ****ing snoring
SO PLEASE PLEASE TAKE MY OSCAR AWAY
 


Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
oscar garcia
he's ran out of ideas
he comes from barca, to bring us joy
he has less flare than clare balding
so please take my oscar away

4th line needs work
oscar garcia
he's ran out of ideas
he comes from barca, to bring us joy
he has less flare than a plain wood chair
so please take my oscar away
 




tomfitz12

CTRL+W to change this
Nov 25, 2012
1,107
southwick
Oscar Garcia
hes got no idea
he came from barca, to bring us joy
hes a ****ing bore, and we cant score
so please take my Oscar away
 


RM-Taylor

He's Magic.... You Know
Jan 7, 2006
15,267
Oscar Garcia,
He drinks sangria,
Now we are boring,
Can't win a game,
There's no passion,
Or commitment,
So please take this pain away


The last line needs re-thinking
 


Nitram

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2013
2,178
Oscar Garcia
Your team is a bit of a bore
Give us plenty of attacking
Then we'll have a man we all can adore
 




Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
Oscar Garcia
Your team is a bit of a bore
Give us plenty of attacking
Then we'll have a man we all can adore
Oh come on!!!

I know its late, but put a bit of effort into it :lol:
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,521
Oscar Garcia
His side's not dear
First we sold Bridcutt then we sold Barnes
Striker loss double, much injury trouble
So please don't take my Oscar away.
 


The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member
Aug 31, 2012
5,144
Right Here, Right Now
Oscar Garcia
He drinks Sangria
It looks as though
He's had too much.

He's got more blarney
Than his mate Barney
Please stop the drinking today.
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Oscar needs a Red Bull, Oscar needs a Red Bull, la la la la, la la la la
 




Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
We snooze and we lose, we snooze and we loo-oose, Brighton and Hove Albion, we snooze and we lose
 





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