A Concious Uncoupling....

El Sid

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May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Mar 26, 2014

• #1

......is how Ms Paltrow describes the break up of her marriage to Chris Martin.

Mine was more like wifely unconciousness brought on by multiple fruit based drinks.

Was the melt down of your marriage/relationship as friendly as Gwyneth's

 

Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003

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Brighton, UK

• Mar 26, 2014

• #2

It's such a sweet way...for her to describe the fact that she's been shagging anything that moves with all the morals of a tu'penny whoor: that lawyer, Elle McPherson's husband - who knows, there may be more. Horrible piece of work and she deserves all the disdain coming her way.

 

edna krabappel

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #3

Man of Harveys said:

It's such a sweet way...for her to describe the fact that she's been shagging anything that moves with all the morals of a tu'penny whoor: that lawyer, Elle McPherson's husband - who knows, there may be more. Horrible piece of work and she deserves all the disdain coming her way.

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On the plus side though, he's probably out right now eating a massive burger and fries, to be followed up with eight pints of lager and not a macrobiotic, biodynamically grown mung bean in sight.

Oh wait, he's Chris Martin. He probably isn't.

 

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Harry H

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Aug 11, 2010

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #4

Hope he's got some dirty shots of her to put on facebook and you tube.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #5

Harry H said:

Hope he's got some dirty shots of her to put on facebook and you tube.

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Err, yeah, no thanks.

 

The Modfather

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #6

Coldplay music just about to get even more depressing

 

banjo

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #7

I hope Apple doesn't crumble.

 

Prince Monolulu

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Oct 2, 2013

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The Race Hill

• Mar 26, 2014

• #8

The very opposite of my sex life, an Unconcious Coupling.

 

Dan Aitch

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #9

I can't imagine their sex life ever amounted to much more than a stream of yellow.

 

Guinness Boy

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #10

With him just back from suspension I would expect the Wally with the Brolly to be handling him with kid gloves. Striker crises looms at Derby. Such a shame after they'd just smashed Forest.

 

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Soulman

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• Mar 26, 2014

• #11

Guinness Boy said:

With him just back from suspension I would expect the Wally with the Brolly to be handling him with kid gloves. Striker crises looms at Derby. Such a shame after they'd just smashed Forest.

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Return of the Rev

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #12

Man of Harveys said:

It's such a sweet way...for her to describe the fact that she's been shagging anything that moves with all the morals of a tu'penny whoor: that lawyer, Elle McPherson's husband - who knows, there may be more. Horrible piece of work and she deserves all the disdain coming her way.

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This but in a A Concious Uncoupling way.

 

OzMike

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #13

banjo said:

I hope Apple doesn't crumble.

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OzMike

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #14

Where does it say that she was shagging everything?

 

Triggaaar

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #15

OzMike said:

Where does it say that she was shagging everything?

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Post #2 mate, it's there in black and white.

Any disdain I could have had for that loathsome couple has managed to stay well below the surface, as I've just ignored the pair of them. But uncoupling? FFS you cretins. You want to get Divorced whilst pretending that you're both utterly perfect. ****ing annoying bullshit. Makes we want to shout it.

You're getting DIVORCED you pompous c****

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Mar 27, 2014

• #16

edna krabappel said:

On the plus side though, he's probably out right now eating a massive burger and fries, to be followed up with eight pints of lager and not a macrobiotic, biodynamically grown mung bean in sight.

Oh wait, he's Chris Martin. He probably isn't.

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http://fonddrinks.wordpress.com/category/mung-bean-smoothies/

Gwynny just wasn't impressed by her valentines day pressie from Chrissy

 

Not Andy Naylor

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #17

Two people who are completely up themselves are no longer up each other. Meh.

 

LamieRobertson

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #18

banjo said:

I hope Apple doesn't crumble.

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don't forget poor little Moses at the 'parting' of the 'ways'

 

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tinycowboy

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Aug 9, 2008

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Canterbury

• Mar 27, 2014

• #19

edna krabappel said:

Oh wait, he's Chris Martin. He probably isn't.

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Hopefully he's not composing.

 

Seasider78

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Nov 14, 2004

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• Mar 27, 2014

• #20

Prince Monolulu said:

The very opposite of my sex life, an Unconcious Coupling.

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Made me chuckle!