Battle of the BORES

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Mar 23, 2014

• #1

Next Saturdays game against Boro is going to BE the most BORINGEST match in AMEX history, OCSAR'S shot SHY Albion versus Jimmy KRANKY'S barndoor BORO. Anyone who think YESTERDAY'S early EXIT will be BAD wants to SEE next weeks GAME when the GROUND will be EMPTY well before the END as a TEDIOUS 0-0 draw sends EVERYONE to sleep.

GET your MORTGAGE on a 0-0 draw next SATURDAY and CLEAN up.

 

Luke93

STAND OR FALL

Jun 23, 2013

5,030

Shoreham

• Mar 23, 2014

• #2

Your posts are boring, how ironic!!

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

71,963

Living In a Box

• Mar 23, 2014

• #3

Who is that good looking man in your avatar ?

 

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Husty

Mooderator

Oct 18, 2008

11,991

• Mar 23, 2014

• #4

Cue rotr to make a 'Next week I'm leaving before kick off' gag.

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Mar 23, 2014

• Thread starter
• #5

Beach Hut said:

Who is that good looking man in your avatar ?

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Your HERO

 

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ruthers

Member

Feb 24, 2013

243

• Mar 23, 2014

• #6

errm, based on recent form of both teams I really cannot fault Ernest's logic. I've booked my taxi for 3.05 to beat the crush....home by 3.15 losers!
I wouldn't be so sad as to leave before KO Husty.

 

skipper734

Registered ruffian

Aug 9, 2008

9,189

Curdridge

• Mar 23, 2014

• #7

How will the ground become empty, if everyone is asleep? I don't think you have thought this through.

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,071

• Mar 24, 2014

• #8

Sadly, Ernest has hit the nail on the head. Even more sadly this is mrs portlocks annual accompanying visit to the Amex and oscars men will probably reinforce her view that I should spend more time tidying the garden up on Saturday afternoons.

A grim Saturday is an odds on certainty

 

geniarse

New member

Jan 2, 2012

105

• Mar 24, 2014

• #9

Ernest said:

Next Saturdays game against Boro is going to BE the most BORINGEST match in AMEX history, OCSAR'S shot SHY Albion versus Jimmy KRANKY'S barndoor BORO. Anyone who think YESTERDAY'S early EXIT will be BAD wants to SEE next weeks GAME when the GROUND will be EMPTY well before the END as a TEDIOUS 0-0 draw sends EVERYONE to sleep.

GET your MORTGAGE on a 0-0 draw next SATURDAY and CLEAN up.

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Will you be at the game?

 

Bozza

You can change this

Helpful Moderator

Jul 4, 2003

55,720

Back in Sussex

• Mar 24, 2014

• #10

Oh, I assumed you meant

v

 

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The Birdman

New member

Nov 30, 2008

6,313

Haywards Heath

• Mar 24, 2014

• #11

Ernest said:

Next Saturdays game against Boro is going to BE the most BORINGEST match in AMEX history, OCSAR'S shot SHY Albion versus Jimmy KRANKY'S barndoor BORO. Anyone who think YESTERDAY'S early EXIT will be BAD wants to SEE next weeks GAME when the GROUND will be EMPTY well before the END as a TEDIOUS 0-0 draw sends EVERYONE to sleep.

GET your MORTGAGE on a 0-0 draw next SATURDAY and CLEAN up.

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I did not think we were shot shy just the choice and the quality of the shots and crosses left me a little bit frustrated.
We will have 4/5 on target Tuesday night and probably score 2 please keep the faith in Oscar boys.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Mar 24, 2014

• #12

Could Ernest's career finally be over? Not even Big Hilda could have saved that. Every dog has his day - (see also Who Wants to be Millionare, Justin Lee-Collins, The Weakest Link)

 

Return of the Rev

Well-known member

Nov 26, 2008

21,045

Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Mar 24, 2014

• #13

ernest said:

next saturdays game against boro is going to be the most boringest match in amex history, ocsar's shot shy albion versus jimmy kranky's barndoor boro. Anyone who think yesterday's early exit will be bad wants to see next weeks game when the ground will be empty well before the end as a tedious 0-0 draw sends everyone to sleep.

Get your mortgage on a 0-0 draw next saturday and clean up.

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The r r 80's party sounds disco on the north concourse post match should just about be the icing on the cake