SIMMO SAYS
Well-known member
On a quiet evening on NSC I share this with you:
After seven hours of tiling in Haywards Heath, Wrong Direction & I were having a pleasant drive back through Ditchling Village.
We were on our way to the AMEX so he could change his season ticket to the North Stand with the four other dipsticks that accompany me in the EAST UPPER.
This will ditch me in EAST UPPER for next season like a 'Billy no Mates'---ungrateful
I digress.
We got through Ditchling - past the cross roads and well on our way towards the Beacon until a 'Lady' decided she wasn't going to let a White Van driver through and drove straight at us.
We had to either reverse five cars back or she could back up six foot.
I got out.
Immediately the passenger door opened and a white version of THE HULK got out
OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS A LADY driving, he shouted at me in an American accent.
He then took off his coat and bundled it into his car.
He then confronted me SHOUTING ------------look at my neck---------look at my neck
He did have a BIG neck
The LADY then got out and told me I should consult the HIGHWAY CODE coz the cars were parked on my side of the road----CORRECT!
I pointed out she only had to wait ten seconds to let us through and she would have been on her way.
'LOOK AT MY NECK' butted in at this point and looked like he was UP FOR IT
I thought he was going to have a heart attack so told him to get back in the car.
THE OLD BIRD finally reversed back and I shouted to BIG NECK I loved his Canadian accent
This seemed to upset him somewhat
I'M an AMERICAAAAAAAAAAN he shouted
Wrong Direction just laughed and eventually changed his ticket to THE NORTH STAND
WTF?
After seven hours of tiling in Haywards Heath, Wrong Direction & I were having a pleasant drive back through Ditchling Village.
We were on our way to the AMEX so he could change his season ticket to the North Stand with the four other dipsticks that accompany me in the EAST UPPER.
This will ditch me in EAST UPPER for next season like a 'Billy no Mates'---ungrateful
I digress.
We got through Ditchling - past the cross roads and well on our way towards the Beacon until a 'Lady' decided she wasn't going to let a White Van driver through and drove straight at us.
We had to either reverse five cars back or she could back up six foot.
I got out.
Immediately the passenger door opened and a white version of THE HULK got out
OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS A LADY driving, he shouted at me in an American accent.
He then took off his coat and bundled it into his car.
He then confronted me SHOUTING ------------look at my neck---------look at my neck
He did have a BIG neck
The LADY then got out and told me I should consult the HIGHWAY CODE coz the cars were parked on my side of the road----CORRECT!
I pointed out she only had to wait ten seconds to let us through and she would have been on her way.
'LOOK AT MY NECK' butted in at this point and looked like he was UP FOR IT
I thought he was going to have a heart attack so told him to get back in the car.
THE OLD BIRD finally reversed back and I shouted to BIG NECK I loved his Canadian accent
This seemed to upset him somewhat
I'M an AMERICAAAAAAAAAAN he shouted
Wrong Direction just laughed and eventually changed his ticket to THE NORTH STAND
WTF?