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Max Clifford - funniest thing you'll read all day
- Thread starter Wozza
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But I always thought he was a MASSIVE cock 
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But I always thought he was a MASSIVE cock
Sorry, but that won't stand up in court.
But I always thought he was a MASSIVE cock
This with nobs on.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
Those in the court room must have been like these Roman centurions, I expect the judge was too!
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
I wonder if his counsel actually checked whether he had an "average sized penis" as he mentioned? What was that meeting like?
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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Not funny, just sad.
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
It's in the hands of the jury now.
Don Tmatter
Well-known member
Maybe, Cifford's makes the counsel's look average sized?
Surely it could be settled by getting every woman in the court to show what they think eight inches is using the distance between their hands?
Doing media studies a few years ago now, we were in London and had Max Clifford as a guest speaker and the he came across as an absolute tool. The microphone wasn't working so when somebody came to fix or replace it, he belittled him once it was on, in front of a few hundred students, saying "don't you know who I am!!?" He then went on to tell everyone how great he was and everything he had done...
Total idiot
......can't comment on the penis size though......I was sitting at the back ;-)
Total idiot
......can't comment on the penis size though......I was sitting at the back ;-)
severnside gull
Well-known member
.....and there was me thinking he was a big dick!
Swriously though. I'm not sure if a court of law's proper purpose is to publi ly humiliate someone no matter how loathsome they may be.
Swriously though. I'm not sure if a court of law's proper purpose is to publi ly humiliate someone no matter how loathsome they may be.
Willy be found guilty I wonder........
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
New member
Oh dear oh dear :-D
symyjym
Banned
I wonder how long he will get
