Eating in the toilet

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased) · Mar 10, 2014

I want to share something with you that greatly perturbs me.
Every morning I go to the toilet at work (no specific time) I complete my business, wash hands, dry them and throw used paper in the bin. Without fail, in said bin is a banana skin. Now unless someone is performing an unspeakable act upon themselves with the banana, I can only assume they're ritually eating in the toilet. It's bad enough if you do it at home but in the work Kharzi? As you will know, male toilets get pretty rancid, who'd eat with all those poo particles flying around. I've even found crisp packets in the bin.
Is it just me that finds it totally wrong, or does anyone else like a nosh in the littlest room.

hans kraay fan club · Mar 10, 2014

I try to not even BREATHE in the loos, let alone EAT.

Tricky Dicky · Mar 10, 2014

Eating in the toilet is just wrong. Why not just cut out the middle man and throw the banana down the pan. I wouldn't do it at home.

Hillian1 · Mar 10, 2014

I saw a guy in the WSU bogs the other day with his pint on the floor by his feet and an open sarnie box resting on the top of the urinal.

Very odd behaviour.

surrey jim · Mar 10, 2014

Could it not be that someone was eating a banana and the toilet bin was the first they came to? I use the bins in the toilet most days to empty my pockets of rubbish (tissue, gum wraper etc)

John Bumlick · Mar 10, 2014

Perhaps they eat the banana on the way to the toilet and place the skin in the bin prior to 'making some room'? If it bothers you that much, get in early and have yourself a stakeout.

Triggaaar · Mar 10, 2014

I hate people having books in the toilet. Yuk.

Tricky Dicky · Mar 10, 2014

Hillian1 said:
I saw a guy in the WSU bogs the other day with his pint on the floor by his feet and an open sarnie box resting on the top of the urinal.

Very odd behaviour.

So his "splashback" was going straight into his pint ? Bizarre.

DavidinSouthampton · Mar 10, 2014

Thinking along the same lines as Frank Zappa's "Don't eat the yellow Snow", is there a colour of banana we shouldn't eat?

The Antikythera Mechanism · Mar 10, 2014

There's always the "Modern Toilet" restaurant in Taiwan

BensGrandad · Mar 10, 2014

If you go into a supermarket toilet on many occasions you will find empty drink cans or bottles assumingly people have helped themselves and gone to the toilet to drink it.

Badger · Mar 10, 2014

John Bumlick said:
Perhaps they eat the banana on the way to the toilet and place the skin in the bin prior to 'making some room'? If it bothers you that much, get in early and have yourself a stakeout.

This is what I was thinking, I sometimes use the bin in the toilet to chuck stuff if I stop off on the way to my desk.

What I don't understand in our work toilets is that there always seem to PUDDLES underneath the urinals. Are there lots of people who have such little control over their STREAM that they can't get all of it to land in the urinal? Do they perhaps have a very poor SHAKE technique to stop the final drips? Very odd indeed.

Man of Harveys · Mar 10, 2014

Surely something twisted has to be afoot there. Surely no-one could eat in there. Just the thought of that is making me gag like Oscar Pistorius.

grummitts gloves · Mar 10, 2014

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased) said:
I want to share something with you that greatly perturbs me.
Every morning I go to the toilet at work (no specific time) I complete my business, wash hands, dry them and throw used paper in the bin. Without fail, in said bin is a banana skin. Now unless someone is performing an unspeakable act upon themselves with the banana, I can only assume they're ritually eating in the toilet. It's bad enough if you do it at home but in the work Kharzi? As you will know, male toilets get pretty rancid, who'd eat with all those poo particles flying around. I've even found crisp packets in the bin.
Is it just me that finds it totally wrong, or does anyone else like a nosh in the littlest room.

I'm more concerned with the 'having a nosh in the littlest room, ooh err missus :blush:

Tricky Dicky · Mar 10, 2014

BensGrandad said:
If you go into a supermarket toilet on many occasions you will find empty drink cans or bottles assumingly people have helped themselves and gone to the toilet to drink it.

I find it bad enough manners when people eat whilst walking round the store -even if they intend to pay for an empty packet.

Hove Seagull · Mar 10, 2014

I'm quite alarmed at the number of people queing for the poo-cubicles at half-time. It's 2 hours on a Saturday afternoon!

swindonseagull · Mar 10, 2014

plenty of people in ESU at the Amex take their beer into the loo, I find it quite disgusting really. but each to their own...

Albumen · Mar 10, 2014

Hove Seagull said:
I'm quite alarmed at the number of people queing for the poo-cubicles at half-time. It's 2 hours on a Saturday afternoon!

They probably suffer from cock shyness. Happens to a lot of people. Stand at the urinal dying for a piss and nothing will come out as soon as someone stands next to you. I've had it in the past but I'm fine now. *touches ceramic*

As for eating in the toilet it's rather odd and I'd probably not want to be invited round for tea.

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased) · Mar 10, 2014

grummitts gloves said:
I'm more concerned with the 'having a nosh in the littlest room, ooh err missus

Ha ha, that's the reaction I was going for, Wink kink ;-)

Tricky Dicky · Mar 10, 2014

Hove Seagull said:
I'm quite alarmed at the number of people queing for the poo-cubicles at half-time. It's 2 hours on a Saturday afternoon!

Not everyone enjoys the luxury of regularity. When you gotta go - you gotta go, and I can assure you, if you gotta go, 2 hours is a hell of a long time.

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