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75 year old turtles give a sex show.



ofco8

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May 18, 2007
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Story in Argus says that the two turtles who are hardly ever amorous decided to give those who had met at Sea Life Centre, to discuss the Brighton Fringe, an impromptu
display.

Any of you "performed" in public?:ohmy:
 


Goldstone1976

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Story in Argus says that the two turtles who are hardly ever amorous decided to give those who had met at Sea Life Centre, to discuss the Brighton Fringe, an impromptu
display.

Any of you "performed" in public?:ohmy:

My friend has apparently done so and reports that it can add a certain Je ne sais quoi. I wouldn't know from personal knowledge. Obviously.
 




Guinness Boy

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Story in Argus says that the two turtles who are hardly ever amorous decided to give those who had met at Sea Life Centre, to discuss the Brighton Fringe, an impromptu
display.

Any of you "performed" in public?:ohmy:

Once with an old ex. She was on top and we got stopped by a copper. He asked what we were up to and I replied "I'm a teenage mutant ninja turtle - and this is Michelle."
 


Gullflyinghigh

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Apr 23, 2012
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I'm just wondering what the 75th turtle was up to whilst the other 74 went at it.
 


Questions

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75 isn't that old for a turtle. He is probably in his prime.

Anyway were they at Loggerheads with each other ? ( that's a joke for real Turtle fans )
 



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