Strange things you've found in your bin...

Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...

Mar 18, 2010

29,787

Hove

• Mar 5, 2014

• #1

I can't believe it, but tonight I put our rubbish out and there is another bag in the bin that I know is not ours. Anyway, I lift it out and there is a friggin' dead dog bagged up in our bin! WTF!!??

Not sure whether to report it to the police, or the RSPCA!?

 

big hilda

Active member

Feb 13, 2013

137

• Mar 5, 2014

• #2

Ahem, Ernest's territory I believe?

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Jul 23, 2003

34,109

Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Mar 5, 2014

• #3

Bold Seagull said:

I can't believe it, but tonight I put our rubbish out and there is another bag in the bin that I know is not ours. Anyway, I lift it out and there is a friggin' dead dog bagged up in our bin! WTF!!??

Not sure whether to report it to the police, or the RSPCA!?

Click to expand...

You're quite lucky. Just put mine out and there's a blue tit that died of old age, a shot seagull, several stuffed squirrels and a dog that's been turned in to a footstool on wheels in mine, none of which were there this morning. I was only going to empty the wife's tampons.

 

Seagull on the wing

New member

Sep 22, 2010

7,458

Hailsham

• Mar 5, 2014

• #4

Guinness Boy said:

You're quite lucky. Just put mine out and there's a blue tit that died of old age, a shot seagull, several stuffed squirrels and a dog that's been turned in to a footstool on wheels in mine, none of which were there this morning. I was only going to empty the wife's tampons.

Click to expand...

That is quite good...like it...

 

Sompting_Seagull

Well-known member

Jun 8, 2011

2,143

North Stand

• Mar 5, 2014

• #5

Well played sirs.

You could just luzz it at the front door of that neighbour of yours three doors along

 

Winker

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE

Jul 14, 2008

2,391

The Astral Planes, man...

• Mar 5, 2014

• #6

I've just found the remains of an inbred Danish giraffe in my bin, I was wondering what had happened to that!

 

Hamilton

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 7, 2003

12,453

Brighton

• Mar 5, 2014

• #7

Bold Seagull said:

I can't believe it, but tonight I put our rubbish out and there is another bag in the bin that I know is not ours. Anyway, I lift it out and there is a friggin' dead dog bagged up in our bin! WTF!!??

Not sure whether to report it to the police, or the RSPCA!?

Click to expand...

Stuff it. Turn it into a foot stool. I can point you in the direction of some NSC experts that can help.

 

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !

Apr 16, 2011

5,023

• Mar 5, 2014

• #8

A dog

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Mar 5, 2014

• #9

Looked in mine. Oscar The ****ing Grouch. He's not paid a penny of rent.

 

MarioOrlandi

New member

Jun 4, 2013

580

• Mar 6, 2014

• #10

Someone had to, NSC can be 'kin brilliant at times

 

DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jan 3, 2012

16,573

• Mar 6, 2014

• #11

Winker said:

I've just found the remains of an inbred Danish giraffe in my bin, I was wondering what had happened to that!

Click to expand...

Surprised you could close the lid.

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Apr 30, 2013

13,782

Herts

• Mar 6, 2014

• #12

DavidinSouthampton said:

Surprised you could close the lid.

Click to expand...

"My friend" had sawn the legs off so it would fit.