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Throw Russia out of the Eurovison?











Giraffe

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Helpful Moderator
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Aug 8, 2005
26,552
Anything that gives us more chance of winning. Kick out all the ex Soviet countries and those odd Balkan ones too. I am sure we can find a political reason of some sort.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,588
On the contrary, keep them in - the marking will be a right hoot. If I was a betting man I'd go large on Russia to win Eurovision in 2014. If the Crimea is anything to go by, every Iron Curtain mini-state will be filling their pants and so sure to give the Russkys "douze points".
 




Doc Lynam

I hate the Daily Mail
Jun 19, 2011
7,201
On the contrary, keep them in - the marking will be a right hoot. If I was a betting man I'd go large on Russia to win Eurovision in 2014. If the Crimea is anything to go by, every Iron Curtain mini-state will be filling their pants and so sure to give the Russkys "douze points".

Interesting idea but you can't legislate for a wild card country like Turkey having a man playing his organ whilst a women dances suggestively infront of him, storming the competition.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
42,817
Lancing
Our entrance is horshit from an unknown so we have thrown the towel in before it started.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
42,817
Lancing
Russia, 16/1 with Betfred.
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,894
Our entrance is horshit from an unknown so we have thrown the towel in before it started.

It will suffer that fate of all our recent entries,to die on its arse. Dorsey did no better than the unknowns.
 


essbee

New member
Jan 5, 2005
3,656
I reckon we should send Bucks Fizz over to the Ukraine and threaten a
nationwide tour of the country. Putin and company be out of that country
quicker than it takes to drop a cup of coffee. The downside of course is
that so will half of Ukraine.
 


Doc Lynam

I hate the Daily Mail
Jun 19, 2011
7,201
Or let Russia win it and on the night invade Russia with every Danny La Rue impersonator from Kemptown to Manchester!
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,588
Russia, 16/1 with Betfred.

Easy money US - you know it makes sense. Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Ukraine, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Moldova, Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia = 120 points right there without raising a musket, not to mention the western "Iron Curtain" and Balkans.
 


Superseagull

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
2,121
If only Eurovision was around in 1914 and 1939. We could have stopped two world wars by threatening to throw Germany out of Eurovision.
 


bluenitsuj

Listen to me!!!
Feb 26, 2011
4,359
Willingdon
Ooohhhhh that would show them. I bet they are really worried now
 




Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,844
Burgess Hill
I'd rather just abandon the whole show. Waste of time, money and unnecessarily extending Graham Norton's career
 




Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,548
East Wales
I can't be certain, but I have a strong feeling that Putin enjoys a bit of eurovision.....
Putin_Horse.jpg_w300h298.jpg
 


HawkTheSeagull

New member
Jan 31, 2012
9,122
Eastbourne
Its the ultimate CAMPfest and I mean its not as if Russia like 2 women kissing and men strutting their stuff. Putin (as from the above post) would be devastated.

Still, at least we may not finish bottom......actually, even with Russia being MASSIVE dicks - they could still beat us.
 








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