Our players - Pros & Cons

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Bruntburger

New member
Mar 9, 2009
1,138
Peacehaven
Big Pole - great keeper - poor distribution
Verdict - needs replacing as distribution is key to our managers footballing philosophy.

Brezovan - OMG!!!

Ward - good defender - poor attacker
Verdict - doing a steady job and worth his place

Greer - occasionally solid - usually crap
Verdict - Sell him to Barnsley

Upson - very good all round - wee bit slow
Verdict - best defender we have

Dunk - calm, good passer, decent defender - occasional howler
Verdict - half decent and better than Greer

Calderon - legend - gives away to many free kicks and often skinned by wingers with pace
Verdict - convert to centre back?

Bruno - technically excellent in attack - technically incompetent in defence (Wigan home an exception)
Verdict - love the Spanish flare!

Ince - kingpin
Verdict - kingpin

Andrews - tidy, available - no creativity
Verdict - good cover if wages are low

JFC - great touch, clever - lightweight, goes AWOL
Verdict - Gus was right, not quite up to it

Orlandi - good creativity and my favourite player - no defensive attributes.
Verdict - makes things happen, has to start

Spanish Dave - rumour has it he's a free kick specialist - very very very poor form
Verdict - Get rid pronto

Buckley - on his day unstoppable - inconsistent and injury prone.
Verdict - still one of our top players

LuaLua - actually has a goal threat - dives a lot
Verdict - only player I think will produce something himself when he receives the ball. First team starter for me.

Solly - very exciting and skilful - nothing apparent
Verdict - breath of fresh air

Ulloa - the one who scores our goals

Spanish Dave II - the one who doesn't score goals

Obika - and the one that will never score goals


Have I missed anyone of note?
 




poidy

Well-known member
Aug 3, 2009
1,849
To be honest you lost all credibility the moment you said TK needs replacing.
 


brightonmark1234

Well-known member
Feb 9, 2010
8,351
Worthing
Big Pole - great keeper - poor distribution
Verdict - needs replacing as distribution is key to our managers footballing philosophy.

Brezovan - OMG!!!

Ward - good defender - poor attacker
Verdict - doing a steady job and worth his place

Greer - occasionally solid - usually crap
Verdict - Sell him to Barnsley

Upson - very good all round - wee bit slow
Verdict - best defender we have

Dunk - calm, good passer, decent defender - occasional howler
Verdict - half decent and better than Greer

Calderon - legend - gives away to many free kicks and often skinned by wingers with pace
Verdict - convert to centre back?

Bruno - technically excellent in attack - technically incompetent in defence (Wigan home an exception)
Verdict - love the Spanish flare!

Ince - kingpin
Verdict - kingpin

Andrews - tidy, available - no creativity
Verdict - good cover if wages are low

JFC - great touch, clever - lightweight, goes AWOL
Verdict - Gus was right, not quite up to it

Orlandi - good creativity and my favourite player - no defensive attributes.
Verdict - makes things happen, has to start

Spanish Dave - rumour has it he's a free kick specialist - very very very poor form
Verdict - Get rid pronto

Buckley - on his day unstoppable - inconsistent and injury prone.
Verdict - still one of our top players

LuaLua - actually has a goal threat - dives a lot
Verdict - only player I think will produce something himself when he receives the ball. First team starter for me.

Solly - very exciting and skilful - nothing apparent
Verdict - breath of fresh air

Ulloa - the one who scores our goals

Spanish Dave II - the one who doesn't score goals

Obika - and the one that will never score goals


Have I missed anyone of note?
sorry disagree with this Ward - good defender - poor attacker great cross for the leo header against donny great cross last night for dunk chance score an important goal against Bournemouth to get us a point
 


Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
Cheers for that fella. A **** usually stops me wriing that kind of shit down. You definitely ran of............hang on...............hang on.............oh **** that's good......steam.
 








stss30

Registered User
Apr 24, 2008
9,545
sorry disagree with this Ward - good defender - poor attacker great cross for the leo header against donny great cross last night for dunk chance score an important goal against Bournemouth to get us a point

Completely agree Mark, in fact i'd say he has been one of our most consistent attacking outlets this season.
 


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