Brightonia
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**** me how boring is Clarke Carlisle I haven't been this bored by a commentator since Ray Wilkins! Rather have a Michael Owen, Wilkins double act than have to listen to this shit everyweek!
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Clarke Carlisle- The new Ray Wilkins???
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saafend_seagull
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They said dunk doesn't score often.
Has he EVER scored?
Has he EVER scored?
Beach Hut
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Useless to$$er
DarrenFreemansPerm
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Absolute drone
Brightonia
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Just seems clueless
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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Seems to think Brighton players might be knackered from playing two games so close together, where as Gordon Strachan thinks professional players should be fit enough to play every day.
Sam Wottsisface pretty dull too....
Wonder what Natalie Sawyer sees in him ?
Wonder what Natalie Sawyer sees in him ?
Brightonia
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Hasn't effected Hull though has it??
Gullflyinghigh
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As a caveat; I like Clarke Carlisle, he's clearly a smart bloke and comes across as very eloquent and thoughtful when he's not commentating.
Now, that out the way, he hasn't half come out with some useless stuff this evening, many cliches all over the place. My personal favourite of the evening was just after the first went in; 'That's the last thing Brighton would've wanted'. When is conceding anything other than the last thing you'd want to happen?!
Now, that out the way, he hasn't half come out with some useless stuff this evening, many cliches all over the place. My personal favourite of the evening was just after the first went in; 'That's the last thing Brighton would've wanted'. When is conceding anything other than the last thing you'd want to happen?!
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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So true. It's not the first time that I've heard it said that footballers should be able to play every day. As Strachan said "if you want a long rest between games, play for a rubbish side".
Brightonia
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I have to work everyday! It's like saying I can't work tomorrow because I went to work today!
Brightonia
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What's ITV's obsession with Steve Bruce and "smelling the hotdogs on Wembley way" said it more than once tonight...
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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I think they sponsor the hot dog stand by the main entrance at Wembley.
Gazwag
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Well he has already eaten all the pies
red star portslade
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Sam Wottsisface pretty dull too....
Wonder what Natalie Sawyer sees in him ?
The awful image of Sam Matterface's tragically shaped conk nudging her love button on a nightly basis has left her dead to me.
Albumen
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Very one sided commentary. Does he actually know we're a league below them? And asking for a yellow when Caldy tried to get a corner made me rather annoyed.
Scored a quite brilliant OG at Anfield.
Paris
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Carlisle gets way too much media attention as a result of marketing himself as an intellectual ex-footballer(oh the thought of it!) with his stints on Question Time and Countdown. He's alway's on the radio when there is some racial controversy, fanning the flame for his own self-promotion. He's unbearable as a commentator. Sounds like Gary Barlow 
I'd rather listen to Andy Townsend and that's saying something.
I'd rather listen to Andy Townsend and that's saying something.