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Alternate Valentines day Playlist



Iggle Piggle

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2010
5,281
I'm creating a Playlist for this evening - I have some neighbours coming round for an early evening drink whom I am hoping to mildly offend with some inappropriate music for such a romantic day.

First up is Steel Panther's truly touching love song Community Property (probably NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0

(Personally, I liked the idea of an STD quiz but the wife has banned that idea)

Any other suggestions gratefully recieved.
 












Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Apollo 440 - Pain In Any Language with the late great Billy Mackenzie (ex-Associates) leading the singing. His last ever song before he killed himself. This was long before Antony Hegarty cornered the market in falsetto singing of twisted love songs. Check out the lyrics:

I'm gonna love you - till you love me then no more
You're gonna need me - like I need you right now
I'm gonna screw you - for all you're worth and no more
You're gonna need me - it's the same in any language
The pain in any language is the same in any language

Ouch!
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
...saying that, Antony and the Johnsons - Cripple and the Starfish is a damn fine song. You won't hear a more beautiful song about the downsides of man on man bum sex anywhere ever.
 




seagully

Cock-knobs!
Jun 30, 2006
2,953
Battle
Nine Inch Nails- Closer would be my personal preference. The chorus of " I wanna **** you like an animal" would surely prove a hit at your gathering, and may just turn it into an orgy.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
You can't top Shellac's Prayer to God for romantic honesty.

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just ****ing kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
****ing kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out hope that someone or other might come
then ****ing kill him
****ing kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
****ing kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
****ing kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just ****ing kill him! ****ing kill him,
****ing kill him already, kill him.
Ah ****ing kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, ****ing kill him.
Just ****ing kill him, ****in kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
****in kill him, kill him,
****ing kill him already, kill him.

Kill him, ****ing kill him,
Kill him, just ****ing kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.
 


















Iggle Piggle

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2010
5,281
Prodigy is a good call. That's going on followed by Goldie Looking Chain - Sister

she's older, she's fitter and her tits are bigger
and she makes me laugh it's not all about the figure
i got this problem like a wart or a blister
truth is
I wanna fu ck your sister
 






Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,515
ooooooooooooooops ............ just noticed this thread after getting all soppy after hearing about what's going to happen to my genitals tomorrow night
 





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