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Strange Things We Did When We Were Kids











Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
At primary school I was one of the boys in charge of the 'Insect Colosseum'. This was situated in a small dip in some dry, bare earth where we would pit red ants versus black ants. There were some brutal fights I can tell you...
 










Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
20,989
The arse end of Hangleton
My brother used to eat the dogs biscuits. I used to ensure the dog had licked them :whistle:
 




Pulled out the plug from the electric iron then slapped my palm on the iron while shouting look mum! THE GENIUS THING WAS ALWAYS WITH ME:mad:

Pushed someone off the sea wall at Seaford when there was a bit of a drop! 1964 sorry gary:shrug:

When my brother came back from the pub with his mate i opened the front door and kick his mate in the balls:down: sorry mick
 


SouthCoastOwl

New member
May 23, 2013
1,719
Vaux Sur Seine
When I had a Barrett's sherbert: first I'd eat the licorice stick, then the sherbert and finally the cardboard tube they came in - waste not want not! The 21st century version in the plastic tube just doesn't do it for me!
 


The Stout Yeoman

Master Farter
Aug 14, 2003
916
59 Le Petomane Boulevard
Myself and my mate Herbie - used to chime out "Jock straps Rubber Johnny's" whenever we saw the same particularly pretty girl walking to her rival school in the morning's ... I wonder what became of her ...hope she wasn't too traumatised .....
 




Myself and my mate Herbie - used to chime out "Jock straps Rubber Johnny's" whenever we saw the same particularly pretty girl walking to her rival school in the morning's ... I wonder what became of her ...hope she wasn't too traumatised .....

If I had been drinking tea I would have spat it out all over the keyboard at that!

A chap I used to walk to primary school with used to be very daring and utter, "you're bare woman bare" in a quiet voice so he could just about be heard whenever walking past a laydee on the way to school.
 


catfish

North Stand Brighton Boy
Dec 17, 2010
7,677
Worthing
I was at school with a boy who used to collect slugs from his garden and eat them.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,852
Worthing
We used to send our slightly naive friend into the sweet shop to ask for a quarter of intercourse and a packet of strawberry tampax.
 








Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,852
Worthing
My mate Dave used to draw small pictures of masturbating firemen on the front of people's school books. He actually got an O level in art and was quite talented.
 






sod1

New member
Jan 12, 2008
1,557
Brasov , Romania
Pulled out the plug from the electric iron then slapped my palm on the iron while shouting look mum! THE GENIUS THING WAS ALWAYS WITH ME:mad:

Pushed someone off the sea wall at Seaford when there was a bit of a drop! 1964 sorry gary:shrug:

When my brother came back from the pub with his mate i opened the front door and kick his mate in the balls:down: sorry mick



nothing surprises me with you !
 


CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,316
Boring By Sea
In chemistry lessons we used to regurgitate food into test tubes and line them up on the test tube rack. No idea why and slightly strange in retrospect.
 


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