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When we sign that elusive 30 foot tall striker...



Stat Brother

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...who can jump high, we'll be clinical from crosses.

Kaz might be a 2 trick pony but at least they are both effective.
 








edna krabappel

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Leeds brought on a 30ft tall striker in the second half.

Boy was he crap.
 






edna krabappel

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Marginally better than the 30ft WIDE striker they called Big McCormack!

That bloke Smith is a journeyman lower league striker, who came to attention because he got a couple of goals in an FA Cup run (largely by virtue of being thirty feet tall I think). He in no way looks a Championship striker, and the fact that they signed him rather suggests Leeds were a bit desperate to get anyone in.
 


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The balls bobbled on the water sprayers I think?!

Even if that bollox were to be TRUE, and it clearly is bollox.
Ward, March, Orlandi & Stephens can't all use the same wee-wee poor excuse.
 


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That bloke Smith is a journeyman lower league striker, who came to attention because he got a couple of goals in an FA Cup run (largely by virtue of being thirty feet tall I think). He in no way looks a Championship striker, and the fact that they signed him rather suggests Leeds were a bit desperate to get anyone in.

Seem to recall he set up their winner at Elland Road.

You'd only ever use him in the last 15 mins when you are losing........
 




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