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Willy Dangle

New member
Aug 31, 2011
3,551
Grabbed this off Twtter, ok so I changed the last word.


I’ve seen a six-foot-four transvestite driving a bus
Her passengers smile, make no fuss,
I’ve seen cyclists, thousands, with their bits hanging free
Dancing on the pebbles, with Fatboy, no fee.
I’ve seen marches; no fox hunting, no war, I want to wear a dress
Save the Albion, the whale, our beloved NHS,
I’ve seen stags, hens, lads, and cads
West Street at closing, and the ubiquity of fads.
I’ve seen flares swing and skinny jeans chafe
Winklepickers clop and platforms, unsafe,
I’ve seen glow sticks, white gloves, freaky dancing
The goths, mods, chavs and whatever’s in.
I’ve seen record shops depart, and hairdressers arrive
Nightclubs close, and students skive,
I’ve seen beer, and house, prices skyrocket
Weekenders invade, leaving happily out of pocket.
I’ve seen gays and lesbians liberated in the park
Countless walks of shame long after dark,
I’ve seen our town, not city, a cultural icon
Forever in my heart, I love you Burnley
 


supaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2004
9,609
The United Kingdom of Mile Oak
Grabbed this off Twtter, ok so I changed the last word.


I’ve seen a six-foot-four transvestite driving a bus
Her passengers smile, make no fuss,
I’ve seen cyclists, thousands, with their bits hanging free
Dancing on the pebbles, with Fatboy, no fee.
I’ve seen marches; no fox hunting, no war, I want to wear a dress
Save the Albion, the whale, our beloved NHS,
I’ve seen stags, hens, lads, and cads
West Street at closing, and the ubiquity of fads.
I’ve seen flares swing and skinny jeans chafe
Winklepickers clop and platforms, unsafe,
I’ve seen glow sticks, white gloves, freaky dancing
The goths, mods, chavs and whatever’s in.
I’ve seen record shops depart, and hairdressers arrive
Nightclubs close, and students skive,
I’ve seen beer, and house, prices skyrocket
Weekenders invade, leaving happily out of pocket.
I’ve seen gays and lesbians liberated in the park
Countless walks of shame long after dark,
I’ve seen our town, not city, a cultural icon
Forever in my heart, I love you Burnley

There once was a man called Ashley
He got the strop and ****ed off to Burnley
He came on as a sub, didn't do anything
And the Burnley fans thought he was a waste of money



Tennyson East your heart out
 


Willy Dangle

New member
Aug 31, 2011
3,551
There once was a man called Ashley
He got the strop and ****ed off to Burnley
He came on as a sub, didn't do anything
And the Burnley fans thought he was a waste of money



Tennyson East your heart out

Legend Dow bown
 



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