Charlton's new midfield signing

edna krabappel · Jan 27, 2014

Meet Anil Koc.

<sniggers childishly>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25915279

Baldseagull · Jan 27, 2014

Otherwise known as Asshole Bellend

KZNSeagull · Jan 27, 2014

Fnarr Fnarr

I do hope his first name is not pronounced AyNil.

Hiney · Jan 27, 2014

Oh My Word

That's absolutely tremendous

Marvellous. I literally cannot wait to hear how Warren Aspinall comes to terms with that.

TWOCHOICEStom · Jan 27, 2014

Mustafa said:
An-uhl Kotch

Incorrect.

Anal Cock is the correct answer.

edna krabappel · Jan 27, 2014

Baldseagull said:
Otherwise known as Asshole Bellend

What's just caught my eye here is that the swear filter evidently chucked out the English spelling of A---hole, but but the US version.

Useful to know, thanks :thumbsup:

soistes · Jan 27, 2014

Mustafa said:
An-uhl Kotch

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Sam Ovett · Jan 27, 2014

soistes said:
Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Think it's just a bit of fun

Blue Valkyrie · Jan 27, 2014

Baldseagull said:
Otherwise known as Asshole Bellend

Palace have been linked with A Bjelland.

*please let it be true*

edna krabappel · Jan 27, 2014

soistes said:
Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Oh bloody hell, and here was me thinking it actually was pronounced Anal Cock. Next thing you'll be telling me Ralf Minge's name is pronounced Min-guh.

I'll go and sit in the corner Sir, and won't come out until after break-time.

DarrenFreemansPerm · Jan 27, 2014

soistes said:
Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

What a buzzkill

edna krabappel · Jan 27, 2014

Blue Valkyrie said:
Palace have been linked with A Bjelland.

*please let it be true*

Think Tony Pulis has said in his press conference today he's never heard of A Bjelland.

<insert Palace punchline here>

<but not if Soistes is reading>

Baldseagull · Jan 27, 2014

soistes said:
Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

I assume you are a foreigner with a name that sounds like an English slang word for Penis.

Grombleton · Jan 27, 2014

soistes said:
Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

I bet you're a hit at parties.

Bladders · Jan 27, 2014

He looks like he's just come from the Under 11's

soistes · Jan 27, 2014

I don't go to that many parties with seven year-olds these days, so the problem tends not to arise

soistes · Jan 27, 2014

Baldseagull said:
I assume you are a foreigner with a name that sounds like an English slang word for Penis.

Well at least that's quite funny

Buzzer · Jan 27, 2014

If John Candy had been British he would have been called Loo Sweets.

Just saying, like.

Buzzer · Jan 27, 2014

Mustafa said:
An-uhl Kotch

Please tell me he's got a sister called Snifmee

Hyperion · Jan 27, 2014

soistes said:
Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Wow. What a smashing sense of humour you have.

Yes it's a little juvenile and childish but so is a lot of football humour

What a miserable tw@ you are

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