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dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
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I have no need of such things.
 










Tricky Dicky

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Jul 27, 2004
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Ok, to try and take our minds of this transfer window nonsense....

I recently found out that a combination of strong coffee, a quality cheese-board and Pretty Woman on the telly did it for me. How about you?

A quality cheese board ........ have you got wood ?
 




Hungry Joe

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Oct 22, 2004
7,636
Heading for shore
A quality cheese board ........ have you got wood ?

Ha, very good. In case of further confusion, it was the ingesting of the cheese on the board that seemed to help to do the trick. Once the coffee and a young Julia Roberts kicked-in I went from "no chance darling, my stomach feels like it would split" to "quick! jump on now!".
 


Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
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Some Eastern European skank who values a few hundred dollars more than she values her ******** usually does it for me.
 








greyseagull

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Jul 1, 2012
2,023
West Worthing
Ha, very good. In case of further confusion, it was the ingesting of the cheese on the board that seemed to help to do the trick. Once the coffee and a young Julia Roberts kicked-in I went from "no chance darling, my stomach feels like it would split" to "quick! jump on now!".

You ate a young Julia Roberts?
 








nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
13,653
Manchester
Some great ideas chaps, a few I'm willing to give a bash, but I was thinking of more inflaming ingested materials + visual combos.

The natural amino acid L-arginine - available in any health food or supplement shop - improves blood flow and has some impressive effects, if that's the sort of thing you're after.
 


Hungry Joe

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Oct 22, 2004
7,636
Heading for shore
The natural amino acid L-arginine - available in any health food or supplement shop - improves blood flow and has some impressive effects, if that's the sort of thing you're after.

Interesting. I wonder if they do it in Camembert flavour.
 


Hungry Joe

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Oct 22, 2004
7,636
Heading for shore
Interesting. I wonder if they do it in Camembert flavour.

Seems they do.....

Arginine is found in a wide variety of foods, including:[5]
Animal sources
dairy products (e.g., cottage cheese, ricotta, milk, yogurt, whey protein drinks), beef, pork (e.g., bacon, ham), gelatin , poultry (e.g. chicken and turkey light meat), wild game (e.g. pheasant, quail), seafood (e.g., halibut, lobster, salmon, shrimp, snails, tuna)
 




arkan

Active member
Jan 26, 2010
387
Sittingbourne
I always found a joint is good for this.
Not if you are a heavy smoker mind but i find you def stay harder for longer and keep the wolves at bay so to speak for a longer time also.
And in general it is a nicer feeling than usual.

Speed/coke however is the distinct opposite to this.
 


16 bit 44.1

New member
May 17, 2011
265
Hove
I always found a joint is good for this.
Not if you are a heavy smoker mind but i find you def stay harder for longer and keep the wolves at bay so to speak for a longer time also.
And in general it is a nicer feeling than usual.

Speed/coke however is the distinct opposite to this.

Ecstacy used to be a weird one. I'm talking 90's ecstacy not today's rubbish. I'd start off like a total horn beast but concentration was key. Your mind would literally drift off anywhere and before I knew it not only had the old man completly given up interest, but I'd actually forgotten what I was meant to be doing in the first place.
 



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