***Worlds Hardest Creature VII, 2014 Round Two, Game D***

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

13,116

tokyo

• Jan 27, 2014

• #1

You've got 24 hours. Think carefully.

The Combatants:

Great White Shark



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark

This apex predator is big, fast and a natural killing machine. He is responsible for the largest number of unprovoked shark attacks on humans. Never really made a big impression in this competition however, and only snuck into round 2 thanks to gaining the wild card. Is this the year Jaws leaves his mark?

Vs

Crocodile



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile

The crocodile came out on top of a low scoring group E, bettering the Cassowary and 2010 champ the hippo in the process. The Crocodile has great WHC pedigree being a three time runner up. The croc possesses the most powerful bite per square inch in the world, has out lived the dinosaurs, can eat anything, can go a year without eating, is not affected by the loss of limbs or tail and has its own specialist killing move in the death roll.

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,197

• Jan 27, 2014

• #2

GWS - i can't bring myself to vote for something that can be disabled by an elastic band

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,835

Brighton

• Jan 27, 2014

• #3

GWSs aren't hard, as has been confirmed many times. And Crocs are just funny. That clip of someone using a Croc's nose to ring a doorbell if hilarious.

Weak match up. Nonvote.

 

The Modfather

New member

Dec 13, 2009

7,210

Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads

• Jan 27, 2014

• #4

great white

 

brightonrock

Dodgy Hamstrings

Jan 1, 2008

2,482

• Jan 27, 2014

• #5

Mellotron said:

GWSs aren't hard, as has been confirmed many times. And Crocs are just funny. That clip of someone using a Croc's nose to ring a doorbell if hilarious.

Weak match up. Nonvote.

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Agreed. I abstain from this one, it's yet another example of the dramatic misunderstanding of what this competition is. Anything that can be disabled with a poke in the eye, or by a rubber band, is not hard, no matter how sharp it's nashers are. You could file my teeth down to a sharp point but I'd still run like a Jessie from a Cassowary.