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***Worlds Hardest Creature VII, 2014 Group E***

Who's hardest?


  • Total voters
    59
  • Poll closed .


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,054
tokyo
Think first! Only the top three go through form this group. No wild card entry.

The Combatants:

Crocodile

One of the big boys of the competition, the croc is a three time beaten semi finalist and a three time beaten finalist. He has pound for pound the most powerful bite force of any creature on earth, has outlived the dinosaurs, can survive and prosper with missing limbs and tail, can eat anything and has its own killing move in the death roll.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile

Asian Giant Hornet

This is the worlds biggest hornet and possesses a potent sting. Its a very predatory species and will attack bee hives to get the larvae as food. A single AGH can kill up to 40 bees a minute.... The AGH is also more than happy to take on and kill large insects. Its not made a big impact in the tournament to date, but with the right championing could do well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

Elephant

I'm pretty sure you know about the Elephant. Its a massive powerful beast. Intelligent, generally peacefull it can go BESERK and RAMPAGE if the mood takes it. If it does, theres no stopping it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant

Puff Adder

A venomous viper this snake is responsible for the most deaths by snake bites in Africa. It can slither along land, swim or climb trees with equal ease. Its fangs are so long and its bite so strong tht its prey will often die from just the bite trauma, nevermind the highly toxic venom destroying them from the inside.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitis_arietans#Behavior

Hippo

Another of the tournament's big boys, the Hippo is the 2010 champion. Despite being herbivores these massive beasts are highly aggressive and ill tempered and will go toe to toe with literally anything. They dont even need provocation to start a fight. They have no real predators due to their size and extreme aggressiveness. They should go deep into this competition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippo#Behavior

Cockroach

The 'roach is a hardy little bugger, being able to survive in extreme conditions and situations and even after decapitation. Not overly aggressive though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach#Hardiness

Cassowary

This mental looking bird enjoyed a break out season last year. Can it maintain its momentum this year and mount a serious challenge? A shy, flightless bird the cassowary will go crazy if pushed to far and will attempt to eviscerate you with its 5inch dagger like claw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

Poison Dart Frog

These guys have toxic SKIN.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_dart_frog

Wolf

The wolf is an apex predator and is capable of tracking and killing beasts considerably larger than itself like Moose and Bison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf#Social_and_territorial_behaviors
 


Brighton Breezy

New member
Jul 5, 2003
19,439
Sussex
Poison dart frog. Not only does it have poison skin, but its bright colours make it look lairy.

A crocodile's bite can be disarmed with an elastic band.
 


Commander

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NSC Patreon
Apr 28, 2004
12,787
London
Has to be the croc from that one. If it was the size of a cat it would still be one double hard *******, and that's the way you need to think about it. And perhaps the AGH, one of them the size of a croc would be a formidable foe.

I always thought hippos were hard until I came face to face with one when going for a piss in the middle of the night in a camp site in Africa and it turned and ran away. Pussy. And if it was the size of a cat it would basically be a pug. It should fall at the first hurdle.

Wolf? Take it or leave it, basically a big dog that only gives it the big one when it's mates are with it.

Elephant? Big and hard, but only really because of it's size, although it does have that mental streak, which is what this competition is all about.

Puff Adder and Dart Frog? I'm always dubious about poisonous animals being in this competition, it's a like a bare knuckle fight to the death and someone rocking up with a shotgun, it raises eyebrows. And having poisonous SKIN definitely isn't hard.

Cockroach? Hard, yes, but not a serious contender as it's not aggressive enough, although being able to live without a head and survive a nuclear war is impressive.

I know nothing about the Cassowary but it doesn't look hard, it looks like a peacock. I'd like to hear more about it's credentials.
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
I find the venom/poison aspect of a creature a bit like cheating. It does sound like the adder could kill stuff regardless of the venom though to be fair.
 






KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
19,692
Wolsingham, County Durham
It should be pointed out that the Puff Adder does not slither away when approached, like other snakes. It sits there, warns you and then strikes - bit like the local nutter blocking the way to the toilet in the pub. Is this not the very definition of "hard"?
 


Stumpy Tim

Well-known member
Hippo. Would be a major shock if it went out at this stage.

I think this competition is shaping up nicely. The honey badger will be a contender as always, the cassowary will challenge, and the shrimp has come from nowhere to be a threat. The days of the big lumbering creatures, like the bear, hippo and great white shark, are numbered I think.
 


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,054
tokyo
Cockroach is struggling here. It's the only competitor (out of 49) to have not garnered a single vote yet. Plenty of time left but if it stays this way and ends up on 0, I might have to give it a one tournament ban.
 




MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,689
Hippo. Would be a major shock if it went out at this stage.

I think this competition is shaping up nicely. The honey badger will be a contender as always, the cassowary will challenge, and the shrimp has come from nowhere to be a threat. The days of the big lumbering creatures, like the bear, hippo and great white shark, are numbered I think.

I totally agree.

Despite at least one "Come on, the elephant would just step on the mouse" style comment on each group, I'm sensing a much greater level of understanding of the true meaning of WHC this year. It promises to be a true classic.
 


brightonrock

Dodgy Hamstrings
Jan 1, 2008
2,482
Puff Adder and Dart Frog? I'm always dubious about poisonous animals being in this competition, it's a like a bare knuckle fight to the death and someone rocking up with a shotgun, it raises eyebrows.

I'd normally agree but the puff adder is hard on the basis of the fact it doesn't back down. Elephants will veer off track to go around it, because it refuses to just slither away. Plus its actual bite causes just as much damage as the venom. On the basis therefore of it being a double hard fearless b@stard, it sneaks my vote - just above the Cassowary which is basically a velociraptor, but with feathers. Batsh!t crazy ninja ostrich.
 




Hugo Rune

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NSC Patreon
Feb 23, 2012
21,496
Brighton
I am unashamedly TEAM ASIAN GIANT HORNET. I defy anyone to watch this vid (start at 2:30) and then not vote for this striped psycho.

[video]http://www.break.com/video/ugc/japanese-giant-hornet-vs-praying-mantis-299181[/video]

Praying Mantis' are hard but the AGH dispatches it in such a blood curdling efficient and brutal way it has to be this year's champ.

VOTE ASIAN GIANT HORNET
 



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