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Joey Barton and Benefit streets.







hybrid_x

Banned
Jun 28, 2011
2,225
Shame he fell for the trap laid out by "media social engineering" - he projects he is half-intelligent.


Has to be added tho, the next day he backtracked on twitter.
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,523
The Fatherland
I'd support a breeding license if it stopped bell-ends like Barton entering this world.
 




Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2004
4,458
Paul Reids boot
After my partner working in child protection and special care baby units I would complete back a system of reversible sterilisation at birth which you have to apply to have reversed when you prove you are capable of being a parent.

Those pesky human rights laws and lack of scientific advances scupper my plan though
 




Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,496
Haywards Heath
Breeding laws will come into place at some point in the future. With a finite amount of habitable space and resources it's actually inevitable, that's if nature doesn't get there first. The population can't increase exponentially forever. None of us will be around to see it happen though.
 


Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
I have a theory on breeding - the the less teeth you have, and the higher the quantity of Elizabeth Duke jewelery you wear, the more likely you are to conceive multiple times.

Take into account the stereotype of the middle class couple who arrange conception rota's with the best times of the month to make babies, and contrast that to the families of 10 living on benefits.

To simplify, I call it the "Jeremy Kyle" Theory - the more likely you are to appear on his show, the more likely you are to be able to pop out kids.

I'm aware I sound like a Daily Mail reader - this is what watching 2 episodes of Benefits Street has done to me :D
 


Jim Van Winkle

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2010
3,125
Hawaii
Oh the irony. If Joey Barton couldn't play football (I use that term loosely). He would be one of these people. Barton is just a chav playing football.
 






pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Shame he fell for the trap laid out by "media social engineering" - he projects he is half-intelligent.

well you like to claim you are half intelligent(what happened to the other half) and yet you fell into the trap that your constant self important ramblings would eventually lead to your banning,it seems everyone saw this coming except you.

wally!

(says the bloke talking to a banned freak)
 


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