Trigger Tribute Quotes

Willy Dangle

New member

Aug 31, 2011

3,551

• Jan 16, 2014

• #1

Love this one

Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?
Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: Oh I suppose that's... Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?
Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat!
Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.

 

DanielT

Well-known member

Jun 25, 2010

2,217

Brighton. On matchdays, I'm in ESU

• Jan 16, 2014

• #2

On finding the council tip closed:

Delboy: "i thought you said this place was open 24 hours a day"

Trigger: "yeah... but not at night"

 

viscentaye

New member

Jun 26, 2012

328

• Jan 16, 2014

• #3

From the BBC article today:

"If it's a girl, they're calling it Sigourney, after the actress. If it's a boy, they're calling it Rodney, after Dave"

 

wallyback

Well-known member

Jun 22, 2011

1,406

Brighton

• Jan 16, 2014

• #4

Look after your broom

I've had the same broom for
the last twenty years. She
was very impressed and said
have a medal. Twenty years.
Long time, Dave.

Rodney
Yeah, I know. It's two
decades innit?

Trigger
I wouldn't go that far, but
it's a long time.

Sid arrives with tea and things.

Del
If you've had that broom
for 20 years d'you ever
actually sweep the roads
with it?

Trigger
Well of course! But I
look after it well. We
have an old saying that's
been handed down by
generations of road
sweepers: 'Look after
your broom...'

Rodney
(Finishes saying
for him)
And your broom will look
after you.

Trigger
... No Dave. It's just:
'Look after your broom'.

 

WATFORD zero

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 10, 2003

25,766

• Jan 16, 2014

• #5

 

The Large One

Who's Next?

Jul 7, 2003

52,343

97.2FM

• Jan 16, 2014

• #6

Boycie (nursing a bloodied nose): What's the best thing for a broken nose?

Trigger: Baseball bat, knuckle duster...

 

Leekbrookgull

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Jul 14, 2005

16,245

Leek

• Jan 16, 2014

• #7

Can't think of a quote,but does it really get any better than this ?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8

 

glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick

Nov 29, 2005

20,261

somewhere in Eastbourne

• Jan 16, 2014

• #8

the reason I call Spanish Dave ..............Rodney
and a socialist to boot

RIP Trigger

 

ManxSeagull

NSC Creator

Jul 5, 2003

1,637

Isle of Man

• Jan 16, 2014

• #9

To expand on the broom.....

Trigger wins an award for owning the same broom for 20 years. He reveals that it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles, but insists it is still the same broom.

 

Northstander

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Oct 13, 2003

14,028

• Jan 16, 2014

• #10

 

ManxSeagull

NSC Creator

Jul 5, 2003

1,637

Isle of Man

• Jan 16, 2014

• #11

Another good one:

 

C

chez

Johnny Byrne-The Greatest

Jul 5, 2003

10,042

Wherever The Mood Takes Me

• Jan 16, 2014

• #12

TRIGGER
What you up to Dave?






RODNEY TROTTER
I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.






TRIGGER
No words to this song Dave?






RODNEY TROTTER
No Trigger, it's an instrumental.






DEL BOY
All right Trigger? What you doing?






TRIGGER
I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.






DEL BOY
Okay.






TRIGGER
It's the karaoke version.

 

piersa

Well-known member

Apr 17, 2011

3,155

London

• Jan 16, 2014

• #13

top top comedy character. RIP.

 

C

Common as Mook

Not Posh as Fook

Jul 26, 2004

5,630

• Jan 16, 2014

• #14

Dentists receptionist to Del Boy:

"What's wrong with you you moron??"

Trigger coming into shot

"Oh just a couple of fillings"

 

Willy Dangle

New member

Aug 31, 2011

3,551

• Jan 16, 2014

• Thread starter
• #15

Remember at school Trig when you walked into a mind your head sign

Yeah but at that time I couldn't read

 

melias shoes

Well-known member

Oct 14, 2010

4,830

• Jan 16, 2014

• #16

Mike; Don't be funny Trigger. I'll tell you this much I've had certificates for my beer.

Trigger; Yeah,I've had a few days of with it as well.