Casual XI

Mellotron

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Often my favourite players, the sorts who have a lot of ability but often can't really be arsed to do things like run, tackle, track their man properly etc.

We've had a good few ourselves (Dobbie, Harley, Kemy (at least at first), Vicente, Murray, Bruno, Lopez) but who would make your Casual XI?

Berbatov HAS to be captain. Obviously.

 

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Chandlers Ford

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Hoddle and Le Tissier are CERTS, obviously.

 

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MattBackHome

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Le tiss

 

TSB

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Royston Drenthe on the wing

 

Kalimantan Gull

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Well, I'll be the first to nominate Robert Codner, the epitomy of this player.

 

Mellotron

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It's harder to think of defenders, obviously...

David Luiz? Doesn't always give a shit about defending etc.

 

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I can't understand why you include Murray. He popped up lots of times in defence to keep out certain goals.

 

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Andy Kennedy circa 1993

 

TSB

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Mellotron said:

It's harder to think of defenders, obviously...

David Luiz? Doesn't always give a shit about defending etc.

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Not sure that Roberto Carlos or Maicon spent a lot of time in their own half.

 

shaolinpunk

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Riquelme

 

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Frank Worthington

 

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Figo
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Frank Worthington has to surely be a shoe in

 

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Chandlers Ford

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Keeper is a toughie. I'll put forward our very own Casper - likes to relax with a coffee and a crafty smoke, and always seems happier tapping the ball about, that doing any of that diving around nonsense.

 

The Legend that IS Lawro

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The boy Linayykerrrr as Mick Channon called him.

 

Simster

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TSB said:

Figo
Beckham

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Eh? Beckham frequently showed stats of running more than anyone else in the team!

Frank Worthington should captain this lot.

 

deletebeepbeepbeep

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My favourite type of player with Berbatov being my favourite player EVER.

 

Simster

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Can anyone think of a casual centre half who wasn't utter turd?

Tricky position to fill.

 

glasfryn

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the legend that is lawro said:

the boy linayykerrrr as mick channon called him.

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you mean line acre

 

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Chandlers Ford

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Simster said:

Eh? Beckham frequently showed stats of running more than anyone else in the team!

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Indeed. Beckham is an absolutely TERRIBLE shout.

Beckham maximised his finite talents, through huge endeavour, and untold hours of practice. He is the complete OPPOSITE of what this thread is about.